Storytime guys.

During my school-life, in my high-school to be specific, when it became official that we're going to have the first soccer team of our school and my friend was to become the captain of the first team ever, he got quite popular among boys and girls. He was a stoic, athletic-looking guy with an okay face.

But one day, I was talking with him about new strategies for soccer, my classmate who had a cute face but was chubby, came to him and asked him out.

Her : "Hey, do you want to be my boyfriend?"

He : "No, you're too fat."

I started laughing and she went crying to her BFF who was a girl too, and that girl came up to him and shouted "How dare you call her fat?" and slapped him in the face.

He grined, and he slapped her so hard that she fell down.

And he said, "How dare you slap me?"

She started crying and screaming "He hit me. I'm going to complain him to our teacher!"

He said, "No problem."

About 6 boys were there at that time and they tried to group up on him saying

"How dare you hit a girl? You bastard!"

And I tried to cover up for him, but he said, "Wait wait wait, before you all jump on me, I have something to say."

Then he said, "Just listen to me, and if you guys still want to fight, you're on. I swear on my mom that I won't run."

Thankfully, the guys decided to listen to him. "Alright, we're listening." said the guys.

He said, "Okay guys, so listen", He pointed at a fatty in the group and asked him to stand on his left.

And then he said, "So suppose, I'm not a boy, I'm a girl. I don't have a dick down there, I have a vagina."

While he was saying that, he noticed the crowd getting bigger because drama, so he repeated what he said for everybody to hear.

And asked if we understood him. And when they all said yes, he slapped that fatty in the face really hard.

And then he said "you want to hit me?", the fatty said "Yea" while tears were slowly coming out of his eyes.

Then he said "How dare you think about hitting a girl?"

The guys said, "No, you're a boy, you're not a girl."

Then he said, "No! I'm a girl, I just said that I'm a girl. You can't raise your hands on me."

Then after a brief pause, he said
"Do you see how fucked up this is guys? If you get hit by a girl for no valid reason, then that's okay because you're a boy. But if you hit a girl for a valid reason, then you're a bastard? Fuck off."

But the boys were so blue pilled that they said, "There is no valid reason to hit a girl."

And he said, "NO! There is no valid reason to hit a human being! And girls are not the only human beings, boys are human beings too! And if a human being hits another human being, I think they have all the rights to hit them back just as hard."

And then he literally told that fatty to slap him on his face.

That fatty gave him a mean slap, but after that he said, "See? Wasn't that easy? I'm still a girl but you slapped me because I slapped you."

And just at that moment, our class rep warned us that the teacher is coming so we should quickly sit on our seats. We all returned to our seats.

The teacher came in and she us asked what had happened.

And then all the girls and some boys started explaining it to her. And after hearing that, he got suspended for 2 days but not the girl that hit him first.

He was quiet. And he must've lost all hope in the system after that.

But the fun thing is, she got scared off of him so badly that she used to look terrified whenever he looked at her.

Now that he's an adult, I asked him if he would do it now, and he replied, "You bet your ass I will."