So yesterday my mother and father decided to go partying ,usually when that happens I drive them to our mutual friend , that I have known since my childhood. The friend doesn't drink , my father doesn't drink , but the women all do.

In general I hate drunk people, my father had a problem with alcohol for nearly 20 yrs , so alcohol to me is a nightmare fuel.

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Anyway after the party I stop by to pick up my parents and I hang out with the friend as they get ready ,just catching up on life.
This is when my mother (drunk) ,turns to me and says "I have a girl here..."presenting an 7.5/10 like a catch, this is a hint for me to "get her", my mother does this every time ,despite the fact that she knows I want no part in her games. , she continues "... that needs help with the language, you should teach her some English"(we're economic migrants).

Funny thing the girl's boyfriend sat at the opposite end of the table , too drunk to get the hint

So this girl turns around drunk as fuck stumbling on her feet, mind you first time seeing her in my life.

She goes , "blurp , don't you want to earn some?" in a super entitled tone.

My first instinct is to laugh , She doesn't even know how futile of an incentive money is to me , I hate money. All the money I earn literally goes to my account and sits there, because I'm a minimalist. The last thing I want right now is her money.
The worst part about situations like this is that I don't know how much has been said prior to the whole exchange.
Did my mother explain EVERYTHING about me... my mgtow lifestyle???... knowing my mother she probably did. She has the biggest mouth without exceptions.
So I'm sitting there playing with the friends dog, mouth half open , 1000 variants flashing trough my head... and that's when my MGTOW training kicks in.

Completely utterly ignored the two and I casually continued talking to the friend , like they're children that said something stupid.

I see in the corner of the eye that the girl experiences hard reset(too drunk) , my mother looses interest. Everyone continues like nothing has happened, it literally felt like magic.
I'm so glad I didn't tell her to fuck off there and then, because now I know they're actually new co-workers, so that would have been fun for my parents to deal with later.