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[–]ConstantChinner108 points109 points110 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Together Forever = she is already cheating on you
[–]0signal028 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This. Nowadays you're getting cucked from the early beginning of the relationship onwards.
[–]trapperzz10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re right bitches are outta control
[–]HiImIncel[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THIS 100% THIS!
[–]vulture_phoenix 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahaha yes. And I always wonder who these other dudes are that they are cheating with?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was a side cock for a lot of them unknowingly. I'd start to figure it out after getting angry texts from an unknown number at 2am
[–]Mr_M0t0m045 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Together forever with a worn out, used up vah jay jay that about 550 other dudes have already been up in. Congratulations, you stupid cuck.
[–]tankmunson27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ve been there. Luckily I snapped out of it when she pushed for marriage
[–]Gordon-G2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah it’s amazing how most proudly ride the cock carousel 💯 until their clock starts ticking down, The Wall appears, and then they’re like..“ holly shit, what did I do?..I need to lockdown a man pronto “ At that point they further realize how fuked they are, no high value man wants that aging cum dumpster !
One of the first things I noticed about girls 28+ was that they were trying as hard as they could to lock me down. Made no difference who I was, they just wanted the ring, house, mini van, baby, etc. to show off to their friends.
[–]Gibits26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
More like 10 years and one day
[–]ink_on_my_face7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That is oddly specific.
[–]Gibits8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Once your marriage is over ten years you are on the hook for alimony for life. Before that you only have to pay for half the length of the marriage.
Hence, ten years and a day.
[–]ValleyOfGiants6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhhhhhhhh, so THAT'S why my ex-SIL waited til now to decide she does not like her husband (an ER doc) any more!!! Jesus! What a calculating bitch. She's 'losing weight again' now, polishing up the exterior for a new sale. She also managed to get some additional education under her belt during the marriage, on his dime of course.
[–]tommygavin2653 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank god in my state it’s 20 years. Once I knew it was over I pulled the plug as quickly as I could
[–]quantum_darkness8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Together forever". 2 months later - "she wasn't yours, it was just your turn"
[–]mgtow__uk5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or in Nicolas Cage's case, four days.
[–]TheTastelessBatman[S] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like to be gone in 60 seconds.
[–]NoCharism7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
from now on im going to measure my time in "together forevers"
[–]TerminalSect331 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Measure y'alls time in shags haha lol once it gets old, repeal and replace with a new broad!
[–]winclaw2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reality check 100
[–]kidlit1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OOF
[–]AntiAbleism2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One week.
[–]MiddleNotWestIsBad1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oof
[–]FarBeyondTheDonut1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or 4 days.
[–]beepusreepus1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true!
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