My mom just came back from a marriage ceremony. According to her, the man had married a *few times and was now marrying "a worthy woman." The woman herself had been through a few marriages and was being married again. I chuckled and told Mom that this relationship will decay quickly and he will be left in the dirt. She doubted me and left.

It appals me that there are men out there who really are addicted to the puss. What does she have to offer?