"The Badlands. First named by the French because they were bad lands not good for anything. Well, in this modern time when all the cities are filled with ugliness, turns out these rocks are the most beautiful thing you can find. These rocks--and they are just that--are more beautiful than any girl I've ever been with. They are not distorted in any way by social trends, culture; they are not inflamed by lust and passion. It's just natural beauty for you to enjoy without any harm to yourself..."

Ironic