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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Upcoming Maury episode: “Daayyyyuummm Mooreeee, dat kid hain’t mine, he don’t eben look like me”,...
[–]Chakra_Devourer14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"but he got your hat." -- Chris Rock.
[–]rocko200029 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are NOT THE FATHER!!!
(dancing obligatory celebration jig)
[–]VeritasDitum12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think she means the dads are night and day and it goes literally to their shades. Western women! They aren't Western women anymore, just sell-outs.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"All women are just sell outs" - there, fixed it for you.
[–]Chakra_Devourer8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All of them are not loyal. They will fuck your enemies on your corpse.
It's simple. All the loyal ones are already dead. They've been bred out. They don't live long enough to reproduce. .
[–]kingbossdj4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Different looking. lol
[–]DronePilot191 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Question of the day class. How do we prevent this from ever happening to us??
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Avoid the problem source.
[–]rocko200023 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whispers
(Forced sterilization)
[–]BringBackTheGunRack1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone here knows she'll just abort the baby
[–]American__Jedi1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is everyone afraid to say she means the baby could come out black?
[–]213546416546841 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"You are always drinking so much coffee day and night, that's why the baby is so dark.."
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I thought getting the snip meant she couldn't get pregnant but it turns out it only changes the color of the baby. *does Nintendo Switch owner face*"
[–]silly_birb0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She fears tyrone's son has dick taller than the beta bux
[–]toeshotz0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch needs to call Maury.
[–]antifeminist30 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm scared because both guys are completely different looking".
Why would that makes her scared? The only reason I can think of is if she lies and names the wrong guy as father, he will be more likely to suspect it.
She is only scared about being found out.
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