So I had a conversion yesterday with my dad, here it goes

Dad: ___come over here I need to talk to you son. Me: Ok what's up. Dad: Sit down. Me: sits down Dad: Why haven't you had a girlfriend lately? Me: Because I don't want one laughs Dad: Why not? That's not normal you know. Dad: When I was your age (20) I was flocking bitches. Dad: At your age it's not normal not having girlfriends. Me: Well, whats the benefit in having a girlfriend? All they do is waste your time. My time is limited already! Dad: Seriously? Why would you ask that question? Me: Well then, tell me the benefits! Dad: Don't you ever plan on getting married? Have kids? Dad: Don't you want a family, son? Me: Why would you get married as a man? There's no benefit. Dad: Well you could get a prenup so she won't take half your shit. Me: Those are always thrown out in court. Dad: Well then don't get married, simple. Just have a couple kids and that's it. Don't get married. Me: Well, what if I do have a kid and later on she leaves me so now I have to pay child support and she's fucking some other dude. Fuck that shit. Dad: Well that's the risk you're taking. You gotta take risks. What? You're not planning on having kids? Me: Not if the courts are against me. Dad: Well then I don't know what to tell you son. You either take a risk and hope it goes well like it did for me or you stay alone forever. Dad: What about eastern women? I heard they're better. Me: You mean like the Philippines? Dad: Yes Me: Better in what way laughs Dad: They're better than western women I've heard and are pretty loyal when it comes to relationships. Dad: You don't have to get married either. Me: laughs Well marriage over there is very big so a relationship wouldn't work out. Me: And also, having a kid with a Filipina is even worse because now I would have to live over there to make sure she's not fucking some other dude now. I don't wanna live in a 3rd world country (might be 2nd world correct me if I'm wrong in the comments) fuck that. Me: Here's the worst part dad, what if she says I raped her? Guess what happens? Life imprisonment in the Philappines. Dad: Really? Shit! Me: Yup, so if you ever wanna talk to me about not having a girlfriend, remember this conversation we had. Dad: shakes his head

CONVERSATION END Note: My parents have been married for over 25 years.