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[–]NAILmg4232 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
216 monthly repayments with prison if you fail..... 3 minutes of fun, 18 years on the run. Slipping one by the goalie forces you to destroy who you are to become a father to a child controlled by the mother as a potnetial token of blackmail for demanded rewards.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The only game you don’t wanna score.
[–]marfvf9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Idk... Russian roulette comes to mind aswell
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If I “passed one past the goalie” I’d want to to score in the Russian roulette game.
[–]marfvf0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Good one 😅 I'll start working next month and am strongly considering getting a vasectomy for that very reason
[–]FreshCheekiBreeki0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
going against nature will make it go against you
[–]methaferus0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Elaborate pls?
[–]krusty_fat4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 minutes of fun, 18 years on the run
Enough said.
[–]8PotPrimo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 minutes?
[–]TheLastMgtow-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dont understand. For that type of shit. I would just change countries.
[–]betterforitall1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a "hold my beer" meme done wrong.
[–]The_Carolus_Rex1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Broken, dreams so grand...
[–]TaisharMalkier220 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Relevant username.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thankfully have only broken the first two!
[–]Penis-Envys[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So I found this YouTube channel called “Nomad Capitalist” and one of his most famous quotes is “go where you’re treated best”.
If you fucked up in the US gtfo.
Also an citizenship or passport is one of the best commodities cause it lets you go anywhere even if your US passport is grounded.
You can get your family there to visit if you want.
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