Was talking to someone about a misattributed Bukowski quote earlier. Wound up running through my copy of Notes of a Dirty Old Man. Thought you guys might enjoy this, from one of the original MGTOWs.

"ah, pussy," he said. "we talk like kids of fifteen. I just can't get at it anymore, I just can't jump through all the boring loopholes, do the little niceties. some men just have the natural touch. I think of Jimmy Davenport. christ what a vain terrible little shit he was, but the ladies just loved him. a horrible monster of a person. after he finished screwing them he used to go to their refrigerators and piss onto the open bowls of salad and into the cartons of milk, anywhere he could. he thought it was very funny. then she'd come out and sit down, her eyes just mushrooming with love for the bastard. he took me around to his girl friend's places to show me how he did it, and even lined me up a bit now and then, so that's why I was there and saw it. but it seems that the most beautiful women always go for the most horrible shits, the most obvious fakes, or am I just jealous, is my vision distorted?"

"you're right, man. the woman loves the fake because he lies so well."

"well, then presuming this is true -- that the female procreates with the fake -- then doesn't this destroy a law of Nature? -- that the strong mate with the strong? what kind of a society does this give us?"

"society's laws and nature's laws are different. we have an unnatural society. that's why we are near to being blown to Hell. intuitively the female knows that the fake survives in our society and that is why she prefers him. she is only interested in bearing the child and bringing him through safely."

"then you say the female has brought us to the edge of hell where we sit today?"

"the word for that is 'misogynist.'"

"and Jimmy Davenport is King."

"King of the Pissers. the pussy has betrayed us and their atomic eggs lay stacked all about us..."

"call it 'misogyny.'"