My Female Neighbor who is a blinding white, FUGLY rehead had 1 kid a year ago. Never saw any man with her, just her mom and her brother stopping by.

1 year later, BAM 2 kids. No Man. Anywhere.

Enter Turbo Chad 1 and 1/2 years ago.

Tat's, Check!

Turbo Mazda Racedout Riceburner 9000 with blacked out wheels, Check!

Big Gauge earrings stretching his ears out like a Wakandan, Check!

No Day job, Check! (Fixes cars in the parking lot which is against the HOA rules! )

So TODAY Chad Steps out of the Riceburner 9000 and looks a TAD bit chubby.

He has a Baby Basket in his hands, WITH HIS AND HER BRAND NEW BABY IN IT! TWO more REDHEADED toddlers were waddling behind him like a line of ducks.

Chad got caught!