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[–]gloomcel49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Clown world reaching it’s final form......
Queue the boss music
[–]Elitesanitation8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Final fantasy x battle music ensues
[–]misanthr0pe666 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"
[–]Shiva-The_Destroyer1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I choose Laguna, The Man with the Machine Gun will save us.
[–]ItIsABear3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep. Interesting to see when it all goes to shit. I seriously hope it's soon though. I gave up on the world a long time ago, when it cast us aside. Can't wait to see how it all ends.
[–]gloomcel0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In a reset, Chad still wins because he is usually genetically superior as a hunter. If society falls, it’s back to the primal level. And women have never left it. Women are glad to share Chad, not uncommon to see one Chad for three women in that example. 6 Chads for a tribe of 25. And the women will be go with it.
So it doesn’t get better if society falls. I mean probably a lot of the outcasts become bandits like in older days but Chad still wins, Hypergamy was always in play. Society used to just put more restrictions on women - and unbridled they run wild.Keeping an attractive body, not being a slut, etc were the old expectations of women. Mothers would warn daughters to not sleep around and to tell her that she needs to keep her body attractive. Even back then, it was generally still easy mode for women. Women were never oppressed as they said. Protected and cared for with occasional sexual harassment but more men weren’t like that.
I remember my grandma who grew up in the 1940s telling me how women had to act. Now it’s “Eat Pray Love” and “Yaaaas Queen”.
[–]wathon229 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Will there also be a married/divorce square?
If two people are on the same square, then they are either married or divorced depend on current status.
If married, the female will automatically get half of the male income.
If divorced, the female will also get half of the male income + half of the properties he owned.
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[–]madethewrongmistake7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except it’s called “community ...” well, let’s just say that “chance” has a couple of AIDS cards sprinkled in there.
[–]BrokenBarbell20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Ms.Monoply also allows women to sell their used panties and premium Snapchat as an extra source of income" it's a fun game for the whole family!
[–]carninja682 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey at least it’s a massive redpill for young boys
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women getting paid more for being women? So its closer to real life then (childless women make more than men).
[–]nana31og7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Men will still beat them at monopoly, bet.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Agreed. An extra $40 for one lap of the board is fuck-all if the guys have all the hotels due to sweet deal-making strategies.
[–]nana31og-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“We get more money to mismanage!”
[–]BrokenBarbell7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bet they replaced the get out of jail card with pussy pass
If a man picks up a Pussy pass he must choose a female player to give it to.
[–]JordanFirdBird26 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for reminding us that women are now the new handicapped.
[–]soulure7 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Hasbro: creates the first ever sexual discrimination game.
Everyone dislikes that.
[–]Joofusss3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait, this is real?
[–]MertFrunman[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/ms-monopoly-is-here-but-what-took-so-long-given-that-the-game-was-a-womans-idea/ar-AAH6anE
[–]TheTruthSetYouFree 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We make $240 to their $200? Uhh. No. Fucking dumbest shit I've seen all year.
[–]Noitrasama1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's never gonna sell
[–]kaczan32 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd play, If in exchange, I could kick her in the genitals and others will laugh.
[–]stupidreddithandle911 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What if men don’t play?
[–]PutridMeatPuppet3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You mean like that vegan, feminist cafe in Australia ? The one that charged men an 18% 'Man Tax' ...
Which eventually went bankrupt because people simply didn't go there ...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Was there anything stopping men from just claiming to identify as women?
[–]PutridMeatPuppet1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to my knowledge... but the cafe was in Australia... and I’m in the US, so my knowledge is limited.
[–]WingLeviosa1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It basically means that women need help because they're not able to win on a level playing field. Because this is 100% a mental game and they start at a disadvantage.
[–]FightClubHamster691 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bet that’s flying off the shelves....and right into the trash bin. Sure, I’d buy just so I could throw it out and make sure no kid ever has to see that crap
[–]senior_chop0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is perfect, in real world the market would adjust. We would play a different game, such as women would go to different companies if the wage gap was real. As simple as that.
[–]Skypier0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Is this real?
[–]MertFrunman[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
https://news.yahoo.com/ms-monopoly-women-more-men-221700529.html
[–]rocko20002-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I was expecting some Onion article. Disappointed.
[–]MertFrunman[S] -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What about the onion news company?
[–]rocko200020 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was expecting this to be satire.
[–]Skypier-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kinda odd that women are entitled to more benefits when they can make it themselves? If men have a chance at winning if they play their cards right, then in normal monopoly where there is no entitlement can't women do the same wtf?
[–]deeznutsbeswingin0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I had to google it because I didn’t believe it’s real.
It’s real
[–]MertFrunman[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is going on in our world...
We can add Parker Brothers as the next company that's going woke/broke
[–]misanthr0pe666 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If anyone ever forces me to play this, I'm gonna wait until the woman is on the verge of winning, and play a "Me Too!" card - Falsely accuse the leading player of rape, taking everything they own.
Then I'll smile and go play a game that actually matters.
Also if you guys think this is fake I recommend you search it yourself.
Also some sources here: -https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/ms-monopoly-is-here-but-what-took-so-long-given-that-the-game-was-a-womans-idea/ar-AAH6anE
-https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/10/hasbro-takes-on-the-gender-pay-gap-with-new-ms-monopoly-game.html
-https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Living/ms-monopoly-board-game-celebrating-female-inventors/story?id=65499306
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just identify as a female during the game and threaten anyone who objects.
[–]Bentyhunter0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hasbro go woke, go hasbroke
[–]Hineschr0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pass go collect child support Land on one of my properties you take half of my houses.
[–]Honk14Honk880 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy fuck. Honk honk.
[–]RafaelNo 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, there will be a lot of men buying/playing that game, thought no one.
[–]sosman100 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Identify as a female and collect 240 as a man. Anyone complains then use the same PC SJW antics.
[–]Devourercoc-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A new level of cheating.
[–]ilfiliri-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, the expanded income that women receive pushes them in the next tax bracket, so once female players visit the CPA space ($25) and pay their income tax ($15) there is no fiscal benefit. Of course, failure to file Monopoly taxes by the third turn (tax season by the newly implemented business calendar) will result in audit by the M-IRS and seizure of collateral by the bank until matters can be settled.
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