I'll start .................

Men = fair-play

For men, fairness is having principles to give everyone a chance of true reward. Men risk for rewards. Therefore, men understand true loss, when things are irrevocably gone, and can come to terms with it peacefully. They understand true devotion, and thus understand true love. Men build society for a better future. They risk being wrong so that they can discover new ways of finding out what's true. The internet-- built by men-- allows them to compare experience around the world without division or rancor. Only wealthy men can afford women, to devote themselves to the hobby of indulging women. Wealthy men are traditionalists because they can afford the illusion of patriarchy. Wealthy men want to be attracted to a person who makes them happy. A woman is the symbol of their happiness when times are good. Likewise, women are a symbol of a man's virtue when times are bad because he tolerates their behavior expecting problems to diminish. These problems will not diminish until men decide to stop feeding bad behavior. Men need to lose the idea that women will improve on their own, and stop trying to explain to them what being a man is.

Women = fore-play

For women, all actions are considered foreplay. This is because women see themselves as life-givers. Any moment is a moment of biological conception, and therefore acquisition of resources. Every menstrual cycle a woman considers herself reborn. Secretly, women like to imagine they are supernatural goddesses. A woman only barely begins to understand men after she has given birth to a son. A fertility cult of eternal pregnancy is a point of holy reverence, and the ability to command sex is the feminist utopia. Women who are obese represent their psychological desire for fecundity by devouring resources and presenting their body image as fat-positive. Women are insatiable, and therefore women are never wrong because they always need resources. And resources are never wrong, because women consider themselves a perpetual life-giving resource. Women mistake loss of resources as confusion, both ideologically and psychologically. These problems will not diminish until women start coming to the realization that they aren't perfect and they won't be perfect.

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