Don't be a simp, be like this guy

underrated_kawasaki · 2018-12-27T22:32:21+00:00

Girl: I can have any guy I want

Translation: There are billions of thirsty simps I can manipulate and string along for personal gain, until an actual alpha male comes along and pumps and dumps me like the worthless thot that I am :)

SuperSkullomania · 2018-12-28T00:58:39+00:00

Guy: I can dangle cash and get any girl I want. Thanks for the reminder of superficiality.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-28T00:55:08+00:00

After hot anal in the parking lot. Give her something to talk about in therapy.

FlexTaper911 · 2018-12-28T02:26:32+00:00

No, don't be like that guy, and go your own way. Would rather be alone than catch a case

kayfab · 2018-12-28T03:47:21+00:00

As you get older and learn how women think, being hot does not matter anymore, you meet a hot women and she starts acting all stupid, you dump that fucking bitch

Atton_Risk · 2018-12-28T03:36:37+00:00

That is indeed a super power.

MaestroLogical · 2018-12-28T06:57:30+00:00

"I can see what you'll look like in 5 years and now we're done talking."

zubbs99 · 2018-12-28T06:28:41+00:00

If you really want to help the simps ... don't be one. ;)

Black-Goku69 · 2018-12-28T13:29:08+00:00

Once you stop treating women like they're fuckin gods, than they'll start to see how worthless most of them really are.

Gordon-G · 2018-12-28T03:48:21+00:00

Savage +1

tw1nm3t30r · 2018-12-28T09:52:33+00:00

Me not giving a fuck

sam123cherif · 2018-12-28T10:41:36+00:00

Keep that power it's the most valuable one in our days and age

KC_weeden · 2018-12-28T17:58:24+00:00

She forgets about the Magic Wallet Maneuver

(although I’d rather just go my own way)

tallhumanbeing · 2018-12-29T16:29:37+00:00

Would have been a million times cooler if the guy replied “you can’t get me”

Title	Don't be a simp, be like this guy
Author	LuciferAOP
Upvotes	605
Comments	17
Date	December 27, 2018 10:21 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/aa3wgx/dont_be_a_simp_be_like_this_guy/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/dont-be-a-simp-be-like-this-guy.435319 https://theredarchive.com/post/435319

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