Don't be a simp 😝

TheDumbAsk · 2020-09-19T03:53:21+00:00

Simps are sinners, simping was the original sin. It should have happen this way:

EVE: How about we eat that apple?

ADAM: How about you stfu, God said we shouldn't. Make me a sandwich instead.

psypD · 2020-09-19T04:08:02+00:00

I mean God was the original cunt. He fucking tortured Adam ,puled out his fucking ribs and made a creature specifically designed to fuck his life up for eternity...Then he supposedly cucked some desert dwelling dumbass 2020 years ago. Give me a break.

2020-09-19T09:24:36+00:00

As someone who has studied theology, the response from God is actually pretty accurate. Adam was scorned for listening to his wife, and following her advice.

Ostrich-extravaganza · 2020-09-19T11:21:56+00:00

And the clouds opened up, and the earth shook, and the stars fell, and a mighty voice from the heavens shouted”simp!”-genesis 4:20

Curious_Oogway · 2020-09-19T04:05:17+00:00

Hahahahhah 🤣🤣

_n1codemus · 2020-09-19T08:53:04+00:00

Actually that is the main point of lesson. If he slapped her back we would still be in heaven. However, we got cucked by snake.

hnug2 · 2020-09-19T05:33:31+00:00

To be fair, he is extremely naive and lonely.

dark_magic_master · 2020-09-19T08:44:42+00:00

This made me crack so hard 🤣🤣 Wish I could broadcast it live in the church every Sunday. I can hear him scream SIMMPPPPP.....right out of the image

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-09-19T09:40:34+00:00

He IS a fucking simp. Thanks for nothing, Adam! It's because you listen to a woman, we got our paradise taken away. Good job, man!

2020-09-19T04:15:01+00:00

All too true!

illuminator1234 · 2020-09-20T00:34:40+00:00

Have you noticed in alot of stories women were the source of evil. E.g adam and eve pandoras box etc. The more feminine/emotionally controlled the more bad you become. And vice versa for masculinity.Nowadays we have statistics to prove it. The fact that 93% prison inmates were raised by single mothers. The fact that you do x despite logically you shouldnt but youre emotion says to do so. Im no expert but i think women are the source of all evil

StonedLonerIrl · 2020-09-19T09:50:22+00:00

The OG of simping.

2020-09-20T15:28:25+00:00

The lesson here is that women are easily manipulated. If you, as a man, leave your woman just for even one minute alone, she is prone to be lead astray by any idea, no matter how absurd. Lead your wife at all times, or lose your wife.

Title	Don't be a simp 😝
Author	eddv247
Upvotes	291
Comments	31
Date	September 19, 2020 3:05 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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