I remember one time was at my ex's place. We got in an argument. Reached a stale mate and told her i was leaving. Apparently she wanted me to stay but was still giving the silent treatment. So i called a taxi. Told her if she wants me to stay to come talk to me before the taxi arrives.
Go up stairs and wait outside while chain smoking. She texts me saying to tell her when the taxi is here. Thought this was odd... 25 minutes later, the taxi shows up and text here that i'm leaving.

As i'm getting into the taxi she comes running out the house all dramatic. Wait, don't go i love you!

wtf...?
It felt like a scene out of every bad chick flick there is. She literally premeditated this little event.

So being the nice guy that i am... rolled down the window, and tell her to fuck off then left.

Didn't want to inconvenience myself or the driver with a cancellation fee, when i clearly told her to come before the taxi arrives. Lol