Alrighty boys wrapping up my vegas trip.

My friend got us on the balcony VIP section all the thirsty attention whores keep staring up. One points at me and asks if she can come up. I just shake my head slowly her jaw literally dropped. Her friends start laughing at her she then proceeds to call me a loser. I poured a nice shot over the wall onto her face.

I'm drunk so please ignore typos etc, but that was almost as good as sex.