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[–]8017356 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take a photo. Make copies. Frame pictures and hang them all over the house. Keep telling her that having heard of the movie "Vagina dentata" makes you think of her and she's disgusting and also becoming seriously fat lately. When she starts drama ONLY ask her if she is ok. Repeatedly.
Prepare a grand celebration of her moving out. Invite her to celebration.
[–]RiverSound 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now it's a problem? His wife's an idiot. I would call her an idiot in front of his face since he's such a beta cuck for not telling her to STFU already.
[–]RedPillADay 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He wants to make her 'happy'. Yea gl with that, cuck.
[–]ssenrof 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How was this never brought up prior to Marriage?
Sounds like bullshit shit testing to me.
If your girlfriend is absolutly disgusted by your penis, the fact the you don’t find out till after marriage is.... bizzare.
4 years total, 2 married- 2 years is enough time to bring up- I think your genitals are disgusting.
She’s not even respectful about it- what type of person who cares about you would call your dick derogatory names.
honey, your plattypussy looks like a deformed elephant ear, please get that checked out, or else no $$$ for you.
Frankly, she probably isn’t expecting you to actually circumcise anything. And this is all a ruse just to get out of giving BJ’s.
Even if you circumcise- she’ll probably make up a new excuse- baby, I changed my mind, it looked better before....
[–]cafeorange2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dont stick your dick into public toilet
[–]PianoPancakes 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex stopped giving me blowjobs because she read online that there is inevitably a bit of urine in the pre-cum, as urine is a mild natural spermicide which the pre-cum cleans out in anticipation for ejaculation. The fact there was a some urine involved pushed it over the edge of being too gross to ever do again.
Still wanted me to go down on her though. Dumb bitch
[–]Non-PC-Guy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously! Tell her you want to hang on to your foreskin thank you very much and that you’re not Jewish. If she doesn’t like it show her the door.
[–]CalvinRichland1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was hoping fot a link so i could get another ban notch in my belt
[–]ilikerelish0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her that you'll do it because you love her, but that you have a confession to make.. Then tell her that you have always found her genitals to be gross, all those folds have to be harboring bacteria and things. Maybe she could do something about that.... Then act as if having an epiphany, and tell her that "we should have circumcisions together to strengthen the bond. She can eve navr a labiaplasty at the same time to take care of those unsightly lips hanging out!
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