~ archived since 2018 ~
Popular
Other
cafeorange
[–]Alocaco70 points71 points72 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Start another jar where she puts in $10 for you to spend every time she sleeps with someone else.
That way you can have a Ferrari by Thanksgiving!
[–]zRaXcPk 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only if you start in like October. Do it the entire year and you get a fleet of Ferraris and herpes!
[–]DK-Growth46 points47 points48 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is actually prostitution when you think about it lmao. €10 a fuck? Cheap whore too
[–]WidmerBeer 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not if he's paying for all the overhead.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
$10 is way too much. Try $1.
[–]pnwhomebrewer5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah seriously if I am not smashing a girl multiple times a week she can gtfo.
[–]80173519 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PC way to tell her she just a ho. ]=)
[–]FlyingSexistPig17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Then he finds that there's some 20's, 50's, and 100's in the jar.
"How did these get here?"
"Honey, not everyone is as stingy as you are."
[–]cafeorange[S] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHA nice one
[–]marvelkombat0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
[–]MenGoingTOWin16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So then she's providing NOTHING to the relationship? You are paying her to waste your resources?
Simps gonna simp...
[–]Byron_Blitzkrieg14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Me and my wife complain about sex and money all the time, I mean she charges me too much!" - Rodney Dangerfield
[–]2MetresAbove 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
If you have to pay for sex when you are in a relationship, you are gonna have a bad time.
[–]Teflon08199 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every man pays for sex.
[–]2MetresAbove 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, right. If not with money, than with his integrity, independence, and serenity.
[–]MrRollerBlades3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classical conditioning at work
[–]Conaywea2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the fuck they can't write their english right?
[–]RhymeDuckTime 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Paying for sex in a relationship? Welp, time to get a new gf or none
[–]cyborg_type_darkness1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd break up before her birthday and keep the money myself.
[–]squidracer 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wanna watch her flip out?
Start putting money in there even if she's not putting out.
[–]Original_Username70 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, this is just further verification for me that I am right in going MGTOW. I make very good money, but even $10 sounds too high to me! It's not that I wouldn't easily pay $10 for good sex if there were no other options, but the fact that I can rub one out FOR FREE, as many times a day as I want, looking at the hottest women on the planet, with NO STRINGS ATTACHED, causing all desire for women and sex to immediately disappear, and keep my ex-wife recovery (deprived me of release) / retirement fund growing, just makes me realize that even some dude's ideal / joke scenario is actually worse than my own reality! I am FUCKING LUCKY!! Keep the women away, I've got a seriously awesome thing going here!
[–]Upstream-moonbeam0 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
That’s so corny
© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.created by /u/dream-hunter
[–]Alocaco70 points71 points72 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]zRaXcPk 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DK-Growth46 points47 points48 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]WidmerBeer 9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
$10 is way too much. Try $1.
[–]pnwhomebrewer5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]80173519 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FlyingSexistPig17 points18 points19 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]cafeorange[S] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]marvelkombat0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MenGoingTOWin16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Byron_Blitzkrieg14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]2MetresAbove 6 points7 points8 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Teflon08199 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]2MetresAbove 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MrRollerBlades3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Conaywea2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RhymeDuckTime 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cyborg_type_darkness1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]squidracer 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Original_Username70 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Upstream-moonbeam0 points [recovered] | Copy Link