Couple nights ago at work, guy next to me asked how many girlfriends I have had. I laughed and said zero. He then gave me a bunch of dating advice and told me the story of how he met his girlfriend, which was obviously a waste of time going to a MGTOW like me, but whatever.

Last night, he was telling me that that day they had another huge fight and he is still looking for a house to rent to get away, as her name is on the apartment lease as well.

My response?

'Sounds great, you should marry her.'

He looked a bit pissed, but I thought it was funny. Keep at it gentlemen.