A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu:
Cheeseburgers: $5
Fries: $3
Handjobs: $10
He walks up to the window and asks the beautiful blonde working behind the counter, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"
"Yes, I am," she replies seductively.
"Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
[–]DontBe3Greedy0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
This is fucking hilarious. Had me and my roommate laughing
[–]Black-Barron0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
My dad told me this joke as a kid. Except it just a cheese sandwich and a hand job.