Humor for blue Monday

Batman_MGTOW · 2020-07-07T19:38:16+00:00

My mom never understood me every time that I told her that I actually love going out by myself but that's because she thinks about it from the mind of a typical woman, not a man. When I am alone, I can see a movie at a movie theater and only need to buy 1 ticket and I can eat a good healthy meal cooked by myself at home so that I don't need to waste money on popcorn and soda. I can go to a restaurant that I actually like without having to spend hours trying to make sure that everyone is happy, and since I already eat a lot at home, I don't go out much and when I do, it never costs me a lot of money. When you are MGTOW, valentine's day is just like any other day, we are free, but when you are in a relationship, valentine's day is basically simp day, and knowing female nature, it's easy to know that even women themselves don't actually like men who are romantic. The men that they crave for sex are not even the men that they would want to date and vice versa. So, knowing all of this and knowing the consequences, the dangers, and the restrictions of a relationship when you are a man, it doesn't take a genius level IQ to realize that being in a relationship just simply isn't worth it when you are paying for something that other men get for free and you aren't even guaranteed exclusivity. Valentine's day, just like New year's day, is actually a good time to pickup a woman easily for a hookup (because single women are desperate on those days), and unlike Valentine's day for couples, it doesn't ruin your wallet and you actually get sex instead of trying to please someone like a simp.

makeshiftpillow · 2020-07-07T19:41:32+00:00

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Fuzi0z · 2020-07-07T21:00:55+00:00

Lol. Tuesday and im in the calves machine seeing this. Hilarious

Morb357 · 2020-07-07T22:02:50+00:00

Friday for me is bong hits and videogames. Skyrim is funny as hell while stoned. I find new and interesting ways to kill horses.

U-94 · 2020-07-07T23:04:36+00:00

Friday is always cardio. One final big sweat before disappearing into the abyss of the weekend.

SmamelessMe · 2020-07-08T06:55:45+00:00

Plans for Valentine's day? Just another regular day.

Plans for Valentine's day +1? That's "novelty Chocolate half-off day"!

Zako_04 · 2020-07-08T10:43:11+00:00

I used to hate leg day but now I love it it so satisfying to train legs

RaiderBoyComingIn · 2020-07-09T00:48:37+00:00

You fucking vile fiend! You don't bench on friday's?

KUL-DANK · 2020-07-09T14:18:27+00:00

i just legit asked myself "is valentines day comming up again?"

lol if nobody would talk about it, id forget about it forever

Title	Humor for blue Monday
Author	lol-at-reddit
Upvotes	281
Comments	14
Date	July 7, 2020 5:42 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/hmz7su/humor_for_blue_monday/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/humor-for-blue-monday.705285 https://theredarchive.com/post/705285

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