I was bored, so I signed up for tinder for entertainment. 3 days in, 45 matches (indiscriminately swiping, except for the obviously feminist, obese, or ugly), of the 2 that weren't land whales:

  1. Hottie Russian, single mom of 2 kids, one with a severe disability. The 'bad-boy' baby-daddy wrapped his car around a tree in a drug-and-alcohol fueled collision, which given the circumstances appears to be more intended outcome than 'accident'. When I didn't respond for 2 hours due to working out, she spammed my phone with nudes and sent me the picture of her female friend she wants to have a 3-some with. This one is extra thirsty. No job, living on her dead husband's pension benefit's and disability and child-benefits and single-mother housing subsidy. Is ultra-willing to break quarantine protocol and wants me to come over ASAP.

  2. Hottie with a kid, currently in a shelter for women fleeing abuse. Turns out the 'bad-boy' baby-daddy didn't have a good heart after-all. She's swiping on tinder from the comfort of the shelter mattress looking to be 'rescued'. I wasn't aware there was a 'dog pound' for people. Her adoption fee is the monthly payment of your dignity, sanity, your self-respect, and all your income.

That's it, that's all. Save your time. Everyone else was fat, ugly, or unsurprisingly both. I have no further interest in continuing, as seeing the state of the society I've been sheltered from the past 4 years was actually quite depressing. Idiocracy is really happening. If COVID-19 doesn't end society, the feminist movement will. The land-whales I see with pink/green hair and black lipstick at walmart, ordering their short husbands with a goatee around are probably going to have kids, and if male, will only know a life of servitude due to a lacking masculine figure in the household.