So I know this is gonna get a lot of flack, but fuck it. YOLO. About 10 hours ago I was standing in line at an airport restaurant and this girl appears behind me in line. Wow, she's so hot. I mean I'm a decent 6 or 7 but she's at least an 8. I usually get fives or fours. I asked her if she had tried this restaurant before and she said she had never even been to this airport because she was new to the area. We got to talking about our flights and destinations and it turns out she lives 15 minutes from me in our hometown (Flint, Michigan). I told her I'm headed to San Antonio for a business trip and she's going to Orlando for her friend's birthday party. We got our food, walked to her gate and sat down. She showed me a picture of her friend and I'd totally smash. (They're both strippers) Now normally I don't date strippers but this girl is really smart. Like, she went to college. Well she was talking about how the other night a guy tipped her 500 dollars with just lapdances and she didn't even have to suck his dick or anything! That's how she afforded her vacation. She also does meth, which I'm totally cool with but I'm not really into that scene. She even told me about her being homeless now because her friend kicked her out for stealing her drugs. I could totally relate and understand. Something about her honestly turned me on. I wanted to make love to her right there in front of everyone. I knew she wanted it too. But something in her pretty eyes captivated me and helped me look past the stuff I usually don't look past. She told me that she is single and looking for a man but can't find the right guy. I naturally feel bad for her and say "I'll be your boyfriend", with a giddy grin. It's like she could see my soul. She knew I wanted an LTR and she knew we were made to be together forever. She is such a wholesome girl, not a typical stripper. This is love at first site, guys. Believe it. All that fairy tale love story stuff is true, you have to experience it first hand. Things got heated and we kissed each other right there in our chairs. She was head over heels for me and I was for her. Then, it happened: the moment I have been waiting for all my life. She whispered in my ear "do you wanna get married and get me pregnant?" I hesitated for a bit, but I maintained frame and didn't lose my composure like a real man should. I manned up (also like a real man should) and said "FUCK YEAH". She laughed like a little school girl. And we tongue kissed. I felt her leg a little. I was on like donkey kong. This is the woman of my dreams. I happened to notice her phone vibrate on her leg. There was a new text from a guy named "Xavier". I was like "wtf kinda name is that, probably a beta orbiter". Then I saw the message: "hows my cum taste? ;)". Usually I back away and realize this guy probably just nutted in her mouth before she arrived at the airport but this time I had no doubt in my mind it was some beta buck trying to act hard. She looked down at her phone and laughed, pulled the phone to where I couldn't see it and texted something back, giggling. I figured she told that beta bitch to fuck off in whatever language betas speak. LOL. Anyway, we talked for an hour or so before I had to catch my flight. We had a going away hug and exchanged phone numbers, while she said she'd be back in Flint on the 25th and I am coming back on the 27th. We are totally having sex on the 27th, she even promised it! The wedding is not yet scheduled but we are getting married sometime in September and procreating a beautiful human specimen that will be at least an 8/10 because she's so pretty. (pinky swear never fails bros) The whole time on the flight I could not stop thinking about how much of an awesome time we are gonna have when we get back.