Marriage. What do men get? Feeling of love? (Not gonna last) Feeling of a family? (Not going to last) A child? (Is going to grow up ungrateful and will be financially leeching off you for 18 years if you're lucky and if you're unlucky 30+ years)

What do women get? Financial guarantee that YOU the man will have to provide and all the free time in the world to "be a mom" aka semi-taking care of the kid while going on Tinder to find some fuck boy. Oh and just in case the wife gets caught with her new fuck boy and the husband wants a divorce, GIANT PAY OUT FOR THE WOMAN while you the man has to piece back together a broken marriage with no one there to support you emotionally AND STILL has to go to work to provide for your whore ex wife and your child. WHO WANTS TO SIGN UP?