Man: how do I get a girlfriend Woman: just be yourself Also woman: *puts on sephora lipstick, kylie lip kit, "pedi and mani are lit," has 1383636 different hair styles and shades of colors (because having multiple complex emotions and the need to symbolize them with color), professional self taught clown (BC makeup), professional CIA agent (BC somehow has convinced everyone that sHeS oNlY dOiNg It FoR hErSeLf)