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[–]Cizzar141 points142 points143 points 7 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link
For non geeks/programmers :
The cd command means change directory and is the equivalent of double-clicking on a folder and cd .. is the command to go up one level in the folder tree. Ls means list and lists the files of the current directory.
Apart from her not knowing where the "code" folder she's trying to access is, she can't even use these basic commands which will give you a good idea about her coding skills ...
[–]shatterthecrystal6324 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Looks like Linux, right?
I'm no coder myself, but yeah, this is stupid to look at.
This is why I get the feeling the blackhole we saw in space is actually a portal to hell that women have managed to open through generations of trying to relearn witchcraft.
[–]MrMagtow11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Looks like she's on a Mac, so that would make it their version of BSD (Apple took it a while ago and mutated it).
Also looks like she's configured her shell as zsh (instead of the regular bash shell).
I'd also point out that she's pushing code to master and not a development branch - which is fine if you only have a small amount of code - but still...
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[–]MrMagtow3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Apple would rather burn piles of money than use GPLv3 software.
[–]jkarovskaya0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yes, it's likely some Linux distro
LS lists the contents of a directory on Linux, Unix, and terminal on MacOS
on Windows and MS-Dos its DIR
[–]I_Have_An_8in_Penis2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, it's a Apple laptop.
[–]jkarovskaya3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you open the Terminal app on a Mac laptop, you'll find it's a Unix derivative
[–]fruguy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
PowerShell has a ls alias
[–]jkarovskaya4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Microsoft tech rep told me during phone convo that they are using plenty of Linux servers in their back end, they try to keep it quiet
[–]TomahawkSuppository2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I doubt if it is that much of a secret given that most of the internet is hosted on Linux based Apache servers.
[–]RamonFrunkis0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was a bit confused for a second because I DEFINITELY use LS...
in PowerShell and my VSC terminal haha
[–]I_Have_An_8in_Penis0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No, it's an Apple laptop.
[–]shatterthecrystal630 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah, now I see the difference.
Not too familiar with Apple's command interface.
[–]Vidar340 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's essentially a Unix shell, and Linux shells are usually based off of those. The basic commands are pretty much the same.
[–]ghos7bear6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also that code is "hello world"
[–]misanthr0pe666 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe I should leave out the separating space a SIXTH time! THAT will work! Hahahaha
[–]NathanHollister2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So in oither words shes trying the same command over and over and it's not working because she's a moron- equivalent to clicking on a blank part of the desktop.
[–]Cizzar0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The commands aren't actually a coding language, they're just commands you type into the prompt to make it do stuff.
As for coding advice, I'm not the best source for advice since I have only intermediate js skills and can copy/paste stuff from the internet together in other languages to achieve what I need to. I'd say it depends on what you want to do, for mobile development it's either Java or Swift and for front-end stuff javascript would be preferable. From what I see, python seems to become more and more popular, but I recommend you have a look at https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/ if you want to start coding ...
To be fair, it is possible to program in a Unix/Linux shell environment, and automate a surprisingly large amount of stuff with it.
[–]RevolutionaryPea71 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Note that she didn't type "cd ..", she typed "cd.." which isn't a valid command. She did that three times in a row.
[–]Cizzar3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, completely ignoring the error message that tells you what you just typed isn't a valid command and retrying the same thing over and over is the textbook definition of stupid ...
[–]Older_Miggy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you.
[–]I-am-the-lul38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe she should "LEARN TO CODE"
[–]misanthr0pe666 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's trying to, lol!
[–]Charlamagme38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lmfao
“she needs to join our startup”
“lets invite her”
[–]misanthr0pe666 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]bfte26 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How much you wanna bet they're full of soy?
[–]RevolutionaryPea72 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I want to stick my penis in a vagina"
"Me too, I'm hard right now looking at her fingers"
[–]throw_7 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She is the filesystem equivalent of a Roomba.
Nah a Roomba's code actually compiles lol
[–]Helikzhan2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love it.
[–]PrinceRaj5315 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I don't know whether to eat pringles, breath or laugh at this.
[–]FreshNothingBurger2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pringles, then laugh.
Breathing is overrated.
[–]tornadoboy331 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Cyanide?
[–]PrinceRaj530 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Who is cyanide?
[–]tornadoboy330 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The man who said this
[–]PrinceRaj530 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I don't have any idea about that as I have never heard of cyamide (who is he btw?). I just randomly said this.
[–]tornadoboy330 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Then that is one hilarious coincidence. I’ll link you a YouTube video in an edit later.
[–]PrinceRaj530 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sure. So he is a youtuber? Mgtow or regular?
[–]tornadoboy331 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, he streams. I don’t bother to watch those, but he plays with a guy named SovietWomble. In one of their compilations (pretty sure CSGO, but possibly Arma 3) he says “I don’t know whether to breathe, eat Pringle’s, or laugh”. Kinda insane if you said that word for word without knowing him lmao
[–]PrinceRaj531 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn you seriously got me interested now.
So, soviet woble and cyanide? I am gonna search them right away.
Edit: wow. These guys are fucking hilarious. Just like how me and my group does weird fun things at school.
[–]misanthr0pe666 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patreon Supporters on Livestream Watching: fap fap "Unhhhh... Yeah, change them directories, baby..."
[–]filosophicalaardvark11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They missed a pwd. That like doubles her knowledge of terminals.
[–]FlyingSexistPig10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine that you were born Croatian, and learned English when you were young. You know Croatian quite well. You meet a "linguist" who says they speak Croatian, but when you talk to them, they sound like they're 3 years old. They don't use any verb tense except present tense, and only the first person singular form. When you talk to them in Croatian about what you did yesterday, they just look at you, because they don't actually understand anything.
Karlie is worse at "coding" than this. She uses words that get used in coding, but she doesn't have any idea what they mean or what they do.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
cd: no such file or directory: code
Ffs at least mkdir something!
[–]itsametrump10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So much cringe.
[–]ITrollRedditEveryDay9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my god 90k likes
[–]GemStarCN215 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Long story short:
Typical entitled white female marries into money and kodes for fun.
moving along.
[–]Helikzhan6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best part is she listed everything in the current working directory none of which was a subdirectory named code. Then she tries to get to it again. #notkodingkarlie
[–]sbmale1986 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can I get that job, I know how to cd :)
[–]Neroxist4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"she needs to joint our startup" Lmao, she'll make it crash.
[–]electricbridge3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"on wednesdays we post fake coding pics to appear skilled in the tech field while eating overpriced 10$/lb salad from wholefoods and drink "BAI" to appear healthy and smart."
BAI is not good for you, btw. pure, pH balanced spring water is the only drink ON EARTH with indisputable positives over negatives.
[–]Ktzq2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And most women are actually stupid and ignorant enough to believe that this idiotic cunt can code.
[–]bfte21 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What an idiot.
[–]SomethinLikDis1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
cd / rm *
[–]no_gal_friend1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, I know this. Its a unix system https://youtu.be/dxIPcbmo1_U
[–]RevolutionaryPea71 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking retard. But she probably "codes" for money because tits.
[–]annonymous930 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ
[–]reinaldo8660 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"she needs to join our startup"
Also, why people would type the whole directory name when trying to go into long ass directories?
I'd just type "cd hs-*" wildcards are allowed if there's just 1 dir, anyway...
[–]acbdxb0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf 😂😂😂
[–]kaczan30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In my city there was this free coding course for women only. I saw pics taken there. It was full of women snapping selfies of themselves coding, and the course was on the very basics of what an object is, something I learned myself when I was 15 from a book I bought with my allowence money.
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