Let's spit some rhymes

redchords · 2017-10-11T00:15:45+00:00

I am as criminally subliminal as my thoughts are seminal. Raised to be unoriginal, unaware of the hypocritical, I used write girls poems because my love was unconditional.....That's why my rhyming skills so inexplicable. Im fucking mythical stay with me. Thinking quickly, I recall this chick who liked her whiskey. She invited me over to her place...I arrived swiftly. Things got schwifty in jiffy, gave her a hickey before we fucked real grizzly, lol, what the hell? I hear keys at the door. She hops off, tells me to hide on the floor on the side of the bed but dont stop reading there's more. The only words I could think were "This fucking whore", she's kissing her man on the mouth, Im shook af on the floor. Understand when I tell you I was shook to the core, I looked to my right, seen a crumpled tshirt that said "all's fair in love and war". I believe in signs, I thought I was done for...till I heard the whore send her man to the liquor store. The feelings of relief were too hard to ignore, I stood up like a fucking soldier thinking this experience would add to my lore. Being over confident I wasn't paying attention, old boy went upstairs to grab some cash for his mission. He looked me in the eyes, I could tell that he was wise to the situation...there could be no compromise. I immediately look behind him and shout "OH SHIT!" and the moment he shifted his eyes, I jumped out the open window, I had to improvise. I almost broke my shoulder for pussy that day, I had a wrestling scholarship and almost pissed it away. And thats how I learned that more women cheat than I thought, what was supposed to be a good time almost got me shot.

AdolfSchmitler · 2017-10-11T21:24:26+00:00

Chillin' like a villan cuz women hate the life I'm livin'. Can't they see the only one I want is me? No kids or a wife just me enjoying life.

Spittin' lines on the sub with other MGTOW's in the club. Got me workin' eight to four but with no girlfriend I get more, money for myself to spend on things I like to do, watch those nice guys run around like they haven't got a clue.

Try with all their might although it won't be much of a fight, think they're gonna "set me right" but once they're outta sight it fills me with delight. Now excuse me while I get high as a kite.

blackvapour · 2017-10-10T21:09:24+00:00

Youll get smoked. Helen Keller would put you in place.

Title	Let's spit some rhymes
Author	AR96
Upvotes	9
Comments	7
Date	October 10, 2017 7:28 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/75jhlh/lets_spit_some_rhymes/
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