Love-0

Owenlikestobrowse · 2018-02-16T00:25:53+00:00

As a pizza delivery driver I can confirm that this is certainly not true.

throwaway152038 · 2018-02-16T00:17:54+00:00

I ate a pizza for Valentine's.

801735 · 2018-02-16T01:23:34+00:00

Or you could make your own pizza.

Cheaper, taste to your palate and guaranteed no one is going to fuck with it.

DeMeza · 2018-02-16T04:55:19+00:00

It's actually over 80% of marriages end in divorce, not 50%.

stringedbeams · 2018-02-16T02:51:26+00:00

all marriages end, pizza ends

heaven is forever

DeathToTheZog · 2018-02-16T04:09:00+00:00

Bullshit.. I have had quite a few times checking my pizza after getting inside, to have my world come crashing down.

MonMag · 2018-02-16T04:09:37+00:00

I remember one year domino's or papa Johns offered heart shaped pizzas one year. They all looked like butts.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-02-16T04:43:57+00:00

I would go as far as saying pizza delivery results in 100% happiness since if you order from a pizza chain, there is a chance the pizza wasn't freshly made.

nofilmynofucky · 2018-02-16T04:41:18+00:00

100% of the time when I eat pizza I feel like a disgusting failure of a man tbh

kayfab · 2018-02-16T10:36:52+00:00

A pizza as more IQ then those dumb fuck women

Official_RCLE · 2018-02-16T13:20:47+00:00

Yeah I would say about 75-80% of pizza deliveries end in happiness. The odds are still in favor of the pizza though.... however I don't know if this formula includes pineapple.

TemporaryAccount360 · 2018-02-16T15:03:01+00:00

I dont know, i had this one Pizza delivery were they put pineapple on it.

Title	Love-0
Author	squidracer
Upvotes	297
Comments	37
Date	February 15, 2018 11:50 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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