This a message to my fellow men,

Love is dead, shot like Uncle Ben,

Don't swing your web and save MJ,

She'll never be happy, barely any BJ

I finally unlocked her cryptic box

Turns out she's swipin, sly fox

Give her an inch, but she wants more

I won't acquiesce, not for this whore

I've seen her tricks, layin down a trap

Chasin the bills, she a Krusty Krab

You don't wanna die alone, she tells me

Instilling fear in my mind, I won't let it be

All she can give me is her body, her hole

Pretendin to be virtuous but dancin on the pole

Why would I want your saggin tities and ass

You have no class, just a ball of mass

You can't cook, you can't work, you can't clean,

You're washed up like Charlie Sheen

You a fuckin predator, looking for a man

Who'll idolize you, will be your biggest fan

Poor guy, doesn't realize, has no bravery

The price of pussy is a lifetime of slavery

I have escaped, freedom I have found

The love matrix, I'm no longer bound