Master chief is a simp

MandalorianFree · 2020-10-19T09:19:27+00:00

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John_Oakman · 2020-10-19T13:46:17+00:00

You probably already seen this, but in case you didn't, I think you'll enjoy this: https://youtu.be/5msX9fzSPwY

astuteglute · 2020-10-19T19:21:03+00:00

Don't talk shit about Cortana.

Chief is obviously a stoic sociopath due to brain washing throughout his childhood and service and Cortana assisted in some form of mental health on occasion, "you're not the one who's the machine".

Im real curious about the next Halo. There are a shitton of directions they could go. Age limits could be thrown out as John has already been redone so he wouldn't be processed by the forerunner machine Composer and could be considered a minor mutation as the forerunners did to themselves routinely depending on their career path.

Personally think it would be hilarious if Cortana, who now has the vast majority of forerunner technology, brings John through an artificial mutation to better he survival rate as the forerunner career warriors did. She already tried to put him in a cryptum for a few thousand years.

The mutation would be leaving an even harder to kill forerunner John, with thousands of years lifespan, suit of spartan plus forerunner tech, and a new height of 13 feet.

I don't always nerd out but when I do its in reference to Halo.

PurpleRod2016 · 2020-10-20T11:42:39+00:00

I don't think so Cortana is kinda an assistant so she isn't useless as vast majority of females tho.

Title	Master chief is a simp
Author	monopoly_life
Upvotes	4
Comments	5
Date	October 19, 2020 9:04 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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