So, been going my own way a while but sometimes I can't resist the urge to pump and dump; occasionally I dabble with escorts.

Here's a few things I've learned that might help out others down the road:

  • Lesson 1: Avoid Asian Escorts

    • They literally treat like a transaction, no finesse, no play, no kissing. Just dick in hole, and move on with your life.
    • If you like making love to lifeless zombie, then Asians are for you, otherwise steer clear

  • Lesson 2: White Girl tiered system

    • Noticed a consistent pattern with White escorts where they offer services on a tiered basis
    • First tier is a hand job, Second tier is a blow job, Third tier is sex
    • Each jump from a tier is going to cost a couple hundred, White Girls are like EA, trying to milk as much money out as they can
    • And they won't really tell you that it's a tiered system until you're butt naked and ready to fuck.

  • Lesson 3: Avoid escorts in Third World countries

    • I'm in the US most of the time, but occasionally when I travel I like to see what the world has to offer
    • Made a mistake once and went to an escort which was literally in a run-down janky house, dogs barking outside and everything
    • My Uber driver was worried for me because of the shady neighborhood and waited for me the whole time outside

  • Lesson 4: All of them catfish

    • This is a fact, their "recent" pictures are actually two or three years old
    • Their boobs won't be as perky and their attitude will have been jaded after working in the industry
    • Sometimes, my blue-pilled side wishes their was an Unicorn escort, but AWALT and catfishing occurs all the time

  • Lesson 5: Price matters

    • There's a price point at which point a hooker becomes an escort
    • Find that in your market and steer clear of the hookers, the escorts will use fancy oils and lube and actually smell nice
    • I would say out of all my escorting, I've had one amazing experience where we made out passionately, and she was actually begging for me to stay and fuck more. I miss that girl.

  • Lesson 6: Cop stings

    • I used to worry so much that I'm going to get arrested, I would diligently cross reference her number and try to see if it's a legitimate escort
    • In all honesty, if you optimize for #5 you'll be fine
    • Also doesn't hurt to find the ad on multiple websites

  • Lesson 7: Kenjataimu (post-masturbation clarity) is inevitable

    • After the pump and dump, you will realize you wasted your money
    • You will regret it, but you'll inevitably go back and try the next new escort
    • Because no matter how much you fuck, the whole in your heart will never be filled. Sucks.

Anyways, have fun, stay safe, GYOW.