??? - knock knock Man - Who's there? State Henchmen - We came here to collect your alimony/child support taxes sir! Man - What if I don't have the money? State - You're going to jail sir. Man - Well shit! Wait a moment, I'll open.

Tradcuck's Ending

Man - Can I take my ex-wife's son to church this Sunday? (((State))) - She said no. Now pay your debt sir! Man - K. (((State))) - You're a big goy. Man - For you.

Alpha's Ending

Chad - I ain't paying shit to that cum guzzler!! Now come at me or GTFO! State - You can't alpha the system sir. Chad - grabs gun State - Resistance is futile. teleports behind you Chad - dead State - Nothing personnel, kid.

PUA's Ending

Man - Look, I got 1001 advices on how to get laid! State - We're not interested, just pay your taxes! Man - B-but my guru didn't teach me how to game the system!! State - Bad luck. Now you have 8 bastard children/single mothers to feed. Man - S-sorry I don't have all that money. State - You'll be wearing orange for a long time sir.

MRA'S Ending

Man - The system is rigged against us males, we shouldn't be exploited like this! State - We don't give a shit about you, disposable males, only your resources. Man - What about my rights!? What about egalitarianism!? State - hahahaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA! Man up and become the ATM we need! Man - Take my money and leave! I'll go public about this abuse of male lives!! State - Nobody cares about men... until they put on the mask.

MGTOW's Ending

Man - Are you sure this is the right address? Because I don't have any ex-wife or kids. State - Oh... you're right, sorry for the inconvenience sir! Man - No problem. State - Have a nice day...

MGTOW's Secret Ending

State - knock knock Man - Oh it's you guys again, what can I do for you? State - Men stopped breeding and turned mgtow, we came here to collect your bachelor tax sir. Man - Well shit! State - The house always wins.

THE END.

Disclaimer: The situations above are a work of fiction/autism, any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence.