Monkey Brancher

HodlingSteady · 2018-08-18T16:48:52+00:00

She cheats with you, she's gonna cheat on you. Pretty basic stuff. Idiot men falling for it.

Mora616 · 2018-08-18T16:45:43+00:00

Spooiler Alert She will find a new Tyrone with a bigger dick soon.

cleats4u · 2018-08-18T18:42:18+00:00

When a woman breaks up with you the first people she fucks are your friends and the ones she said she would never fuck. Your lucky if she just fucks a stranger...but that wouldn't cause enough drama so don't count on it.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-18T16:35:27+00:00

when a simp doesn't realize he's being simped

Shoe_Horned · 2018-08-18T18:44:17+00:00

I fell for it. We all fall for it. sigh

Mapispema-ta · 2018-08-18T17:54:03+00:00

The one to cuck em all.

ThinkingGhost · 2018-08-18T22:55:40+00:00

Yep this happened to a friend of mine. His ex-girlfriend lived on campus at a distant university while they were dating. Then she introduced him to her friend . Fast forwards years later she takes all my friends expensive belongings, breaks up with him and then later marries the guy she introduced to him as a friend. True story.

owninfools007 · 2018-08-18T16:58:32+00:00

Omg monkey because she’s black!? Jk

2MetresAbove · 2018-08-18T21:09:32+00:00

So once I had a mate. That guy was pursuing that mega thot, she was just a typical party thot with no goals in life, any other than drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes and have fun. She was not even that pretty, yeah, I know, it is a subjective kind of thing. She was barely above legal age and in a relationship with some other nigga. So I said to him: "Man, if you know she is in a relationship, why are you hitting on her? For all I know, it only proves, if I were in a relationship you would stab me in the back in the same way, by taking away my girl." That nigga was like "No, it is different, I know you, you are my friend, etc." Guess what? He sealed the deal in the end regardless of my reasoning, only for the thot to monkeybranch to yet someone else few weeks later. I have lost all respect for him since, and we barely see each other any more,maybe once every 2 months

PopCultureMGTOW · 2018-08-18T17:22:40+00:00

That guy has no idea what's going to hit him in the future. Clearly she's only loyal to herself in addition to being a liar. What could possibly go wrong?...haha

bumnyboo · 2018-08-19T06:04:34+00:00

WhistlingAlong · 2018-08-18T20:04:26+00:00

Yucky

2018-08-18T17:51:34+00:00

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Title	Monkey Brancher
Author	DrJive770
Upvotes	304
Comments	33
Date	August 18, 2018 4:08 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/98crg0/monkey_brancher/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/monkey-brancher.507635 https://theredarchive.com/post/507635

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