Monkey branching

sassystuxnet

August 21, 2019

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Title	Monkey branching
Author	sassystuxnet
Upvotes	97
Comments	10
Date	August 21, 2019 6:24 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ctcv29/monkey_branching/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/monkey-branching.408047 https://theredarchive.com/post/408047

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I was in a long distance relationship for 3 year. (18 yrs to 21yrs). We had ups and downs but for the most part my blue pill self thought everything was cool. When we met, she was apparently already in another relationship with somebody else and didn’t leave him until she got with me. I brushed it off. After a few days I wuld notice she plays video games with nuthin but dudes, and she’ll always have different ex boyfriends. The first sign of my red pill feeling, I said to her..”Wow...u had a looot of boyfriends”. She replied with this. “So u basically callin me a thot”. I said no....even tho that’s exactly wat I was callin her. I wanted to end things right there but my blue pill self was too damn nice and didn’t wanna hurt her feelings. Didn’t like the long distance thing but she seem like a sweet girl at the time and I didn’t wanna feel like a asshole. I used to buy her gifts, send her flowers, make sure her nails was done, meanwhile she does nuthin for me, all I can think about now is the money I’m never getting back. We broke up one time bcuz she caught me tryna talk to her sister (😂😂😂 I laugh at it now bcuz fuck it) and she didn’t break up with me until she met some random dude around her area on Facebook and immediately started dating him. I was sad and I was tryna convince her to comeback but she ignored me. I used to go to work and cry in the car before going in bcuz I knew it was my fault and I thought I’ll nvr get her back. But a week later, I guess those 2 had some type of disagreement and she took me back. Eventually we met up, I flew her out to meet me. I took her out to eat, took her shopping, showed her the family business. For the most part she just wanted to have sex, which I understood bcuz there’s tons of sexual tension in long distance relationships.As soon as she got to my place, not even a hour later she ask to look at my phone and I look at her phone. She obviously deleted a lot of stuff from her phone bcuz awhile ago I had her Instagram password and saw all her DMs but for some reason nuthin was there. She apparently saw something on my phone and tried to start a argument about it but I’m a very nonchalant person so I explained it was nuthin and moved on. It was messages on Facebook from 2013 😂 she was a fuckin idiot. When she flew back I was sad to see her go, she told me to give her a item of mines that means sumthin to me so she’ll feel special I guess.......tf? I was gonna do that, so I gave her my jacket and a electric lighter. She actually ended up leaving with more stuff that she came with bcuz I basically took her on a fucking shopping spree. MONEY I WILL NEVER GET BACK. So on her plain ride back, she was logged into Facebook on my phone, bcuz her phone couldn’t connect to my internet. I see a message from some dude. I pretend like I’m her and ask who the guy is. He said he’s a she been talkin to for awhile now, he went into detail about her and everything. She ended getting access to her Facebook and started replying to this dude sayin stuff like “i dnt knw u”, “leave me alone” blah blah bullshit. She explained to me that she talked to this guy a long time ago and he jus randomly popped back up. Dumbass blue pill simp me believed that shit 😂🤣😂 so we moved on.

This is when my life changed. So a 2 months go by and everything is solid. No arguments. We talked about her moving to me so we can have a house and stuff. I’m putting in extra hours at work, a job that I hated more than anything. One day she randomly tried to blame me for cheating on her. I didn’t understand where it was coming from, but she tried starting arguments with me and I thought it was weird. Idk where it was coming from but things calmed down. I officially noticed that this person has changed. She’s now telling me that she wants to start going out to clubs and parties. She was never like that. I told her I’m not comfortable with that but she didn’t care. I say ok to it. So she went out and she didn’t talk to me for 2 days. No text no calls, jus ghosted me. I finally go a hold of her and I’m askin her wat happen? She said she was with a friend or sumthin. (Now I understand she was probably out fuckin some random guy but that’s wat hoes do). Around my birthday my mom wanted to take my to a ufc event. I asked her if I can take this bitch but she said we already paid for everything and my mom wuld never let me pay for anything on my birthday. So when I told this bitch about it she got mad and said “if u was a real Man U would’ve told her u didnt care and just paid for me” This hurt my feelings and I didn’t text her the whole trip. By the time my birthday came I waited for her to text me happy birthday. She never did. She never wished me a happy birthday. I ended up hacking into her Facebook and saw her sending naked pic to a guy and talking about how they kissed at the club. I was instantly heartbroken, I fell to the floor and jus cried. It was honestly the best birthday ever. I met Eddie Alvarez and Marlon Mares. I saw Kevin Lee take on Edson Barbosa...and it was all ruined by this bitch and her selfish ways. I asked her why, and she said that I broke up with her..................Nope I didn’t skip nuthin 🤣😂🤣 I’m like....when did I say that?? So st this point I’m jus stressed tf out. I bought some weed and I got high like Superman..I met some blonde girl on Tinder and fucked her, nuthin special. After a while of not talkin to her she popped up one day with this text.. “SO YOU FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE NOW”. ...Now wtf? Right? Wtf? She called me and we supposedly work things out and everything was back to normal, for the next 24 hours. She still goin out to clubs and not communicating with me. I asked her wats the point, she jus says I’m sorry. I later on found out that she’s in another relationship, we didn’t break up yet but I saw signs that she had somebody else. So I just said fuck it, it’s over. I wanted to try to fix things, I was visibly depressed and jus sad everyday. My mom wanted me to go to a doctor to get checked bcuz I nvr really been depressed before, but I didn’t want to, men are supposed to be warriors so I didn’t wanna feel like a pussy.

So a month later this stupid bitch calls my phone to tell me sorry. She asked me this

“Do u think I have a boyfriend?”

I said “of course u do, becuz u move on fast jus like last time”

She didn’t reply to me so I said “I gotta go”

Before I get a chance to hang up...

“OK OK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND” (apparently they moved in with eachother)

Now guys if u made it this far, wtf was the purpose of that?? I’m like......ok

She tried to tell me about her boyfriend or whatever tf it was and I pretty much said I dnt give af. Hung up and nvr talked to her again. Still dealing with this sad and depressed state, I went on google and typed “how to get over a bad break up” I clicked a forum and the first thing I saw was “Go MGTOW bro” with everyone agreeing. I looked it up and educated myself via YouTube. I found out about the red pill, and I found a community of ppl who can relate to my story. Some even worst. Some ppl was goin through some terrible shit and I’m thinking, thank god it wasn’t that bad for me, lol. So my whole perspective on life change. Not jus how I view bitches....but jus life itself. Now I jus focus on myself and I just care about myself. I dnt like to give bitches any attention anymore. Fuck em all. I’m now 22 yrs old. I been thinking about going into the stock market, and tbh, I’m not even depressed over that silly bitch no more. I looked her up on Instagram and now she jus a fat overloaded whale who ironically works at a zoo 🤣😂🤣

It’s just funny we known eachother for 3 years and we was gonna get a house this year, she probably known that blue pill save a hoe simp for a month before moving in, and her mom supports that. Weirdos. But that’s how I became MGTOW. I know this is long asf but if u made it...GOD Bless u all, stay MGTOW brother. We all support and encourage here💯

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