I was reading Beetle Bailey today after a decade or so, used to read it a lot when I was young. I came over a comic with General Halftrack, who shares some wisdom. It is in Norwegian, but it's him thinking: "Saturday night, and the boys are out with the girls... *sigh* had I knew then what I know today... I would never have dated girls!" If you Google, you see Mort Walker dropping bombs everywhere. Like this and this.

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