I like to get laid. No cohabitation. No commitment. No children for the State.

Hitting 30. So are they.

That's covered. I finally fucked my oneitis from high school. It was fucking terrible. Both times I had to go jack off.

She defaulted to her old tricks to get attention and cause drama by breaking it off randomly and fucking an unemployed basement dweller in the same week.

She's hitting the wall and has 2 kids with 2 different men. I'm not after that.

In my blue pulled days, I'd have popped a lid. She would play victim. All our friends that nudged it along would tell me she's trash yadda yadda and life would go on until we repeated the cycle a couple years later.

Then our friends and we would go back to normal for awhile.

Now, boys. It was the biggest anticlimactic moment of my life. JFC. So I flipped the script, played nice and told her I was happy she was happy and took the friendship card with pleasure. I was very relieved to deescalate the situation and get my power back.

Now, noone is talking to me. I'm too busy with work and school but bothered because I'm too close to understand the dynamics.

One of you legendary mfers break it down for me, please. Before Mk11 drops and the promotion goes through, preferably. Daddy needs no mental distractions.

Q: How does being cool and carefree about this awful situation get more animosity than being crazy and breaking shit?