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[–]protonexus111 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Caption: Kneeling normie: 'Dude she's hot, these guys just weren't man enough like I am, I'm going for it.' Standing MGTOW: 'I'm out.'
[–]slyn69 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“If u can’t survive me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best”
[–]slyn69 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wat webs they weave
[–]gantz_au3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man, Berserk is so awesome.
[–]ClonedLiger2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I had spider legs. They can jump several hundred feet, do you think she could jump a couple miles with a single bound?
Do webs cum out of her hands like Spider-Man or out of her butt/pussyfoot like a spider? What if Spider-Man's web came out of his dick? He'd. E swinging around manhattan with his dick.
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[–]wasthereadogwithyou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Poor Arachne. The moral of the story is that if you're better than a god at something, then hide it.
[–]KingreX320 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is that the real story?
Those Greek gods are petty as shit.
[–]wasthereadogwithyou2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Arachne in Greek mythology was a weaver who challenged Athena and was consequently transformed into a spider. There are three versions of the myth. One version has it that she was a shepherd’s daughter that was particularly skilled at weaving. Boasting about her skill, she infuriated Athena, who appeared and contested her. Athena weaved four scenes in which the gods punished those humans that considered themselves equal to gods and committed hubris; Arachne, on the other hand, weaved scenes in which gods abused humans. Arachne’s work was clearly better than Athena’s; the goddess even more enraged due to what the weaving depicted, threw Hecate’s potion onto Arachne, transforming her into a spider and condemning her to weave for eternity. In a different version, at the challenge, Athena weaved the contest between herself and Poseidon over who the patron saint of Athens would be, while Arachne did a depiction of Zeus’ advances to various mortal women. Athena realised how skilled Arachne was, but wanted to teach her to be more humble and respect the gods. Touching Arachne’s forehead, the woman was filled with shame and hung herself. Athena brought her back to life and turned her into a spider, in order to let her weave all the time. In the final version of the myth, Zeus was the judge in the contest between Arachne and Athena, and whoever lost would not be allowed to touch a spindle or the loom again. Athena won in this version, and Arachne was devastated that she could no longer weave. Out of pity, Athena transformed her into a spider, so she could continue weaving without having to break her oath.
From https://www.greekmythology.com/Myths/Mortals/Arachne/arachne.html
[–]KingreX321 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know its funny. I'm both Mgtow and Arachnophobic.
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