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[–]TB40942 points43 points44 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Just act clingy and insecure.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
And then tell her its her fault for making you this way. I did this once and the comedic reaction after the fact caused her to smash her toe because she was so angry. Playing with a bitches head is so fun.
[–]TB40913 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha my man
[–]febreezing_hobos[🍰] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But when she does it, its supposed to be "cute"..
[–]Landwhalephobic 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
just act like you truly love her 100% with all your heart. bitch will be gone faster than Flash with the runs.
[–]Moonlighter20230 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or saying that you're thinking about going back to school, she'll leave you mid sentence.
[–]gantz_au12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, that's why I pre-emptively dumped my girlfriend when I decided to go back to uni back in my mid-20s.
[–]ZeroBlink13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"you're going to have to support me on this one..." Imagine that line. What a nukedrop
[–]ProfessionalLoony5 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
If she's your wife she wont leave mid sentence. Mine had to ask if my address was still the same. (so she could send divorce papers and other paperwork).
I got an auto recording of a Skype call that lasts about 40 seconds.
her: So i need to ask you 2 questions. Have you decided to go to Uni?
me: yes
her: OK, is your address still the same?
her: Goodbye. (ends the call before i could even reply)
Last time I spoke with her.
[–]JakBlack123411 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Correct.
As a good rule of thumb, in order to get the truth out of women you just have to phrase things correctly.
"Women are golddiggers" elicits "OMG NAWALT you're horrible!" But ask how to get a woman to dump you and you get the truth.
[–]georgesoyros8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For a woman a car without fuel is as worthless as a man without money.
[–]TheJoestarDescendant2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Glad for my ugly face...
[–]boogalooshrimp11032 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or borrow money from her lol.
[–]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How that's a good fucking head tilt photo. applause I nearly broke my neck.
[–]vincent6361 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TFW I am broke, into trannies, and she still wont leave me alone.
[–]Landwhalephobic 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"you're into shemales huh?.....great now i can invite Chad over for a threesome and you can suck his dick".
[–]UsernameChecksOut560 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shemale is expensive for a clothing brand
[–]AncapGhxst0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shemales didn't work. I told her but she was cool with it and wanted to peg me....
[–]install_g3ntoo1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I wouldn't even need to lie about the last one.
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[–]TB40942 points43 points44 points (5 children) | Copy Link
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And then tell her its her fault for making you this way. I did this once and the comedic reaction after the fact caused her to smash her toe because she was so angry. Playing with a bitches head is so fun.
[–]TB40913 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]febreezing_hobos[🍰] 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Landwhalephobic 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Moonlighter20230 points31 points32 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]gantz_au12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ZeroBlink13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ProfessionalLoony5 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]JakBlack123411 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]georgesoyros8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheJoestarDescendant2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]boogalooshrimp11032 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]vincent6361 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Landwhalephobic 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]UsernameChecksOut560 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AncapGhxst0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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