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[β]MenGoingTOWin64 points65 points66 points 8 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
They all want daughters.
[β][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Daughters are God's vengeance upon men, lol.
[β]Yung-Fern71 points72 points73 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
My oldest brother had 4 girls. My other brother currently has 2 girls. Iβm not even gonna try rolling those dice.
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[β]Yung-Fern0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Eh I donβt think the name matters. Not even the blood matters in the big picture. Iβm just here to enjoy the ride.
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[β]Yung-Fern2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You better freeze your spooge because 60 year old sperm has some shortened telomeres.
[β]MSP_Generalist47 points48 points49 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sons: One penis to worry about
Daughters: A world full of penises to be worried about
[β]IronLyon779 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahahahaha!
[β]IronLyon771 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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They need friends who are in dependecy to them.
[β][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How true.
[β]IronLyon7740 points41 points42 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My daughter was a nightmare, my son a piece of cake.
[β]IronLyon7753 points54 points55 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I was married to a 9/10 Stacy, being the Blue Pill simp that I was, I forgave her notch count of 9 dudes (that she admitted to) by the time she was 19! I deserved the divorce raping I recieved!
[β]rromero2642 points43 points44 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Damn bro. I banged a 9/10 Cathleen and so did a bunch of jeromes ( her preferred) and she married the bluest simp at her job. I don't think she told poor beta billy she got passed around back in college.
[β]IronLyon777 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah you can imagine how chumped I was back in the day, Blue Pill brainwashing is real folks.
[β]Doyler926 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/ihavesex
[β][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
9 dudes? please...probably 9 dudes on a weekend
[β]IronLyon778 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have the consolation that she went from a 9/10 Stacy to a 1/10 landwhale and I look better at 61 than I did at 27 when I married her. Plus whereas I have an outstanding career with pension, she's practically homeless living with our daughter.
I look better at 61 than I did at 27
Congratu-fucking-lations. At 38, guys like you inspire me. I'm going to do pushups right now.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
When women tell you their N-count multiplying by 3 is a good rule of thumb.
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So my ex banged 210 dudes before I met her? Holy shit....
[β]IronLyon772 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We really have no idea how many miles of cock our ex's consumed? Only God knows and even he's scared!
[β]IronLyon770 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So I've heard lol!
[β]Azul19-3 points-2 points-1 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LoL 9 dudes is nothing...its pretty normal imho...10 guys are the average partner count for both men and women...yeah in the age of 19 is too much,but if the chick is like in her late 20s then that's okay.
It'll be worrisome if she's banged 30 and 40 dudes or something...then yeah i'd care.
[β]spaceraverdk12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All dad wanted was a blowjob..
[β]treble-n-bass11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some of them just wanna fuck, others actually want to have kids for a sense of self-worth and validation. Case in point, my ex sister-in-law. What a fucking cunt. Three kids with my brother and she decides to leave him over some stupid, trivial shit. Mental illness is alive and well.
[β]originaldutchcow8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uhh you naughty woman. Careful there, your child might get inseminated by a 40 year old guy when she hits the age of 18 because she grew up without a father and now has a fathercomplex. The curse of being a single mum.
[β]Luvmommy15 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Man even though I know this is a meme,I think this can say something about relationships in general.They are emotionally lead,and have no consideration for proper reasoning.The way I view it,I think a relationship takes up time and money for buying presents and working on useless projects to make the other(mostly women who,though not all,are built on materialistic virtues.All of this is for most menβs irrational search for sex,their own natural instinct past down from their parents.That is why I think the non-relationship life is for me,it allows me to not have a crutch so in my later life I will be successful.
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[β]Luvmommy12 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Sorry man, the habit of not doing that sticked since childhood and since my teachers never cared I thought the internet wouldnβt, so I just went through with it.
[β]oldkingclancy71-3 points-2 points-1 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Stucked not sticked
[β]milakaix2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stuck not stucked.
[β]oldkingclancy711 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was just poking fun lol.
[β]Luvmommy1-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man I really need to fix my grammar.
[β]Membrudo3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With Chad
[β]Vergil3872 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...for free dinner and attention
[β]Ipride3621 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get the son, and then you can fuck
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
She wanted Chad's cum in her pussy, and beta Billy to provide for her children. That's why children rarely resemble the "father".
Chad or the mailman. Pretty sure my mom chose the latter...
[β]bepop11220 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right to the point on this one
[β][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
[β]thedeplorable77788-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love it nice post π
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