Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess:

"Will you marry me?"

And the Princess emphatically replied:

"No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after,

and

rode motorcycles

and

dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,

and

hunted and fished

and

raced cars, and went to titty bars

and

dated ladies half his age

and

drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan,

and

never heard any bitching

and

never paid child support or alimony,

and

dated cheerleaders

and

kept his house and sports memorabilia,

and

ate spam, potato chips and beans,

and

blew enormous farts,

and

never got cheated on while he was at work,

and

had lots of dogs

and

all his friends and family thought

he was cool as hell,

and

had tons of money in the bank,

and...

left the toilet seat up.

The End.