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[–]comptejete33 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Butters' best moment was in another episode where he elucidates the benefits of prostitution over more traditional relationships.
Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listening to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. He's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfucking problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.
Do you know what I am saying?
[–]shoonx16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch you wanna make some motherfucking money?
[–]marlon_brando_diet 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking love Butters as a pimp.
[–]Actanonverba114 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Butters took the Red Pill a long time ago. It just took him a while to fully digest it.
[–]Judah_Earl13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
His speech from season 20 was his best moment:
Well why don't you just shut the fuck up, Kyle? All I've been hearing is how this is our fault, how boys need to change. Well I'm getting pretty sick of it. Everyone else seems to be proud about who they are, but not us; and then we get Uncle Kyle here telling us that the girls are right!
This is a war on all of us. You want to listen to Uncle Kyle, we'll go ahead. Pretty soon they'll be locking us all up. And don't think you're safe either, Tweek and Craig.
Just 'cause you're gay does not mean that you aren't looked down upon for being boys! The world wants us all to feel shame just because we were all born with wieners!
I'm done feeling guilt. I'm a boy, dang nab it! And you know what? I'm proud of my little wiener. Mark my words, the moment is coming when you all need to decide; are you with your kind, or are you with Uncle Kyle.
[–]Amnesia25089 points10 points11 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Butters is supposed to appear a bit simple but is in fact one of the smartest kids in school.
[–]cyborg_type_darkness6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"A paper that makes you a lifetime slave"
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"Isn't that called marriage?"
[–]indus360 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage is for empowered women and the weak de balled men they're married to.
[–]4169726f6e2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
To rule them all. Literally.
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