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[–]mthrowaway5220 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Weird. My house is clean, there's food in my fridge, laundry is done and clothes are folded away. I've ate today, three times in fact. No dishes in the sink.
I did it all without a female. The same way it's been going on for over a decade.
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[–]lost_my_cannabis-3 points-2 points-1 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
you don’t sound like a person who’s having fun
[–]pmmeyrvulva 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men aren't useless dude.
[–]ManIsWalking4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All of that shit could be taken care of in about an hour. Try harder next time.
[–]vienna_game__ 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Onion’s cartoons are strawmen meant to mock conservatives who disagree with oh so enlightened liberals. This one paints conservative assertions that modern feminism is destroying the family unit as chicken little hysteria... ignoring the fact that, you know, destroying the nuclear family is an explicitly stated goal of feminism.
“The nuclear family must be destroyed… Whatever its ultimate meaning, the break-up of families now is an objectively revolutionary process.” - Linda Gordon
Liberals: pretending to be moderate and revolutionary at the same time.
We won’t even go into the fact that most women today have zero housekeeping skills, so his house would be dirty as fuck regardless.
Got me to respond, but still lazy for bait. 2/10
[–]thefrigginforest1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So women trashed the house and are now trashing the streets?
I wonder who's going to clean all that up.
[–]mgtowbyexperience2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You just need to watch men and women on their own islands, in any survival show. Women only survive in today's age because of the infrastructure which men have conceptualized, designed, engineered, built and maintained. Women will continue to push their agendas whilst they hold power over men. Sexual power, reproductive power. I urge all men who are considering a career to study robotics and programming, or robotics and biological systems, to add to the amount of brain power necessary to bring about these replacement technologies to fruition.
Once women are no longer necessary for continuation of our species, and robots gladly cater to every whim and desire, only then will we have true equality. When we don't need them, we will be equal.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nice art, but the message is confusing. Why doesn't the dad and kid clean up the house? Why is the kid starving? Father and son would probably go out to eat and watch movies; that's what I and my father did.
[–]NexusInd2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember remodeling a bathroom and building a wooden fence with my dad. I also helped him build a bed frame for my step sister. Now those are some important skills.
[–]Pacifist111 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You want my opinion? The cartoon is a mess.
It's trying to say that women are leaving their responsibilities/families to go on the latest fad march.
However it just doesn't work. No man is incapable of feeding himself or his children. Laundry is 5 minutes work because men built this thing called a washing machine. Honestly this things syndicated? Where the hell was his editor?
And what the fuck is up with the statue of liberty? She needs to grow a pair.
[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor tradcon daddy...
[–]trouble_with_trilbys0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"UNWASHED LAUNDRY" = too much stinky lingerie
"NEGLECTED HUSBANDS" = freedom!
"STARVING KIDS" = stop exaggerating, men can handle it
"EMPTY FRIDGES" = must be because all the men are cooking awesome steaks
"TIME'S UP" = what you say to women on a date when they try to open up the man's wallet
[–]OneLoneSoul 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I quit relying on women a long time ago. I'm still healthy, wealthy and wise. No worries here!
[–]Chadattack10 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't agree with this. I leave on my own for the last 5 years. I do not have a kid but other than that my house is clean, clothes are folded and placed properly on my closet. Fridge is full of foods i like and cook often. I work a lot but I still have time to cook once a day at least. I'm never hungry. I find it easier nd easier to maintain a clean house and cook various meals. All it takes is some planning and a bit of effort. We really don't need women in the house.
[–]RedFoxOnFire0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't need a woman to clean my house, cook my food, or do my laundry.
WTF do I need a woman for, anyways?
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