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[–]LiveTheTruth32174 points75 points76 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Dogs are pets. Women are the animals. A dog will shit on your floor because it doesn't know any better. A woman will shit on your floor out of spite.
Edit: she will probably also shit on your floor because you didn't get her a dog
[–]SirChoGath11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Will somebody please get this man a job at hallmark?
[–]sedstar6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ha ha ha .... good one...
[–]MuchIndependence47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I like dogs because I don't *need* to speak to them. They are content to just sit in silence with me and take in the world.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They communicate with kisses and tail wags
[–]BertTheWelder2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women do that too. But try training one to fetch things for you. Or to be quiet when you tell them to.
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[–]npc_slayer_420 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://youtu.be/_ZH8zcJUH1M?t=42
[–]S0C10P9TH 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We can’t speak to each other?
Can you please come to my place and explain that to my cat?
was awake at 3,4,5&6AM
[–]hfbvm0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly me last night
[–]Azul565 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm.
I grew up with dogs, labradors to be exact!
It was a magnificent experience.
I love my pets!
[–]HoboSage0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like this.
[+]Kevlar319-20 points-19 points-18 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Except for cats. Cats suck...
[–]Magnar9624 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah I love dogs but cats are cool too
[–]BattleBoi0406[S] 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No u.
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