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[–]Cuck-WTF40 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
get arrested by police for being stabbed by wife. Muh-Duluth-Model
get arrested by police for being stabbed by wife.
Muh-Duluth-Model
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[–]cobaltcolander3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Holy fuck, sir! I hope you will share your story with us, in a post. If it's not too painful, still.
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[–]cobaltcolander9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ex fiancée picked a fight blaming me for failing CFA level 2 for the third time. I finally had enough and called her on her horseshit or pursuing it after she promised she wouldn’t to support me instead and she flipped the fuck out on me came at me with a 12 inch butcher knife. I managed to only get a minor gash on my forearm and physically restrained her. She did stomp on my foot and fracture a bone.
And that psycho cunt didn't spend a single day in the slammer.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not my style to involve law enforcement. That worked in her advantage. Other cases people who wronged me wished I used the cops instead. Meh. To each their own.
[–]ppanthero2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
CFA level 2 is fucking hard. And how did she come up with blaming you for something you did for yourself with your money anyway? Women are crazy...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
There’s a misunderstanding here... I met her in Xmas 2011, she moved into my place during summer 2012 taking gmat 3 times, passing 3 series ## financial exams, and CFA level 1 in-between. I’m like: Ok great, this will work we make a decent team we are both corporate go-getters, etc. I don’t ask much, just chip in $1000 a month for overhead.
Well she then tries and fails the CFP that winter, and CFAII in Summer 2013, 2014, and again in 2015. I basically have to do everything around the house (laundry, cleaning, cooking, etc) and she turns into a raging bitch for the last 2-3 months of study. So after she failed the second time in summer of 2014 I told her her behavior was jeopardizing the relationship and asked her to take a break and support me because I was heading into an intensive contract. She agreed and we got engaged around Christmas 2014 and things looked up. I even sold my townhome and rented a place near the city so we could do more things together (more on this later)
Well a bitch can’t let a good thing work so she decides to register for level 2 a third time and doesn’t tell me. She promises to keep up her end around the house but the relationship implodes. I’m working 70 hours a week and she’s got no time, has an ulcer, is freaking out a few times a week, etc. she wouldn’t listen to reason and stop so I decided I was going to end the relationship after she was done and we could go out seperate ways.
But between the test being done and her finding out she failed two months later I lost my contract and was out of work and she snapped back to being sweet so I held back on breaking up. When she found out she failed she caused a major fight and that evening is when she came at me with the knife and broke my foot. By that weekend she was moved out.
She came clean and told me the moving to the city was so she could be a whore and have affairs easier and that this whole committed relationship was really cramping her style and getting in the way of her sexual ‘release’ which was to blame for her failures. She told me she was out fucking ransoms guys left and right while she was out studying (I was bothering her at home so she couldn’t study there see) and would pick fights so she could have an excuse to get a hotel room at night and have random sex and orgies and hookups and whatever. Total fucking psychopath man. Devastating. I still had a lot of savings so it wasn’t a big deal financially at the time but in hindsight it was. She just blew through my life and sucked four years away from me and multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars beyond what I would have spent on myself had she not been with me.
I waited a year and tried dating again but those experiences cemented it for me. Been in monk mode for the last 2 years.
[–]MAJIIC0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's crazy bro. Never again man. Good on you to make it out. You can only go up from here
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have only gone up from there. 11 years of blight and stagnation cause of chasing bitches. Fuck em. Destructive Harlets and whores only.
[–]hrm08949 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Deaths caused by guns aren't even a fraction of the deaths caused by health related issues.
But that's none of my business.jpg
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obesity is at an all time high but guns are the issue 🙄
[–]RPDunkleBomb1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Human life only matters when it fits the narrative, don't you know?
[–]NotMyWomen9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol’d
Get stabbed by wife Call police Get arrested FML
Get stabbed by wife
Call police
Get arrested
FML
[–]penisretard420692 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
then play alimony
[–]cobaltcolander3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wives like to stab in the back. That's their favorite style.
[–]Atton_Risk2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That sums it up perfectly
[–]TB4091 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats fucking hilarious
[–]hellrete1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was expecting : Murica ,as the last line.
[–]cobaltcolander1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I will mentally assume that "stabbed by wife" isn't only literal but also figurative.
[–]Count_LongJohn 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hilariously accurate.
[–]prawnfynder2 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
RIP in pieces OP.
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