1) The rattlesnake did his best to save him 2) Bro, the universe is speaking to you, get out now! 3) Saved from one rattlesnake to be eaten by another 4) Bro, this is just a rehersal of marriage 5) The woman planted the rattlesnake to kill him and run off with another dude 6) Another man planted the rattlenake to kill him and bang the bride 7) Another woman planted the rattlesnake to kill him and bang the bride 8) Her dad planted the rattlesnake to kill him as unworthy of his snowflake 9) The rattlesnake thought the ceremony was over and was trying to put the groom out of his misery 10) The groom planted the rattlesnake to kill himself before the wedding
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Possible jokes based on the title and story:
1) The rattlesnake did his best to save him 2) Bro, the universe is speaking to you, get out now! 3) Saved from one rattlesnake to be eaten by another 4) Bro, this is just a rehersal of marriage 5) The woman planted the rattlesnake to kill him and run off with another dude 6) Another man planted the rattlenake to kill him and bang the bride 7) Another woman planted the rattlesnake to kill him and bang the bride 8) Her dad planted the rattlesnake to kill him as unworthy of his snowflake 9) The rattlesnake thought the ceremony was over and was trying to put the groom out of his misery 10) The groom planted the rattlesnake to kill himself before the wedding
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