Dear Prince,

    If King Arthur was alive today he'd stab you himself right after wrapping your head in a towel and duck taping the Quran to your cheast and throwing you infront of Vlad the impaler. You have got to throw that woman in the dungeon for a week or you're going to end up working in a Mcdonald's just like in that movie with Eddie Murphy, infact go pitch the remake of Coming to America starring you and your 40 year old divorced already wife.

In closing you are disgusting and need a serious lecture from your father about how to be a real man. Go pray at King Arthur's tomb for guidance.

Sincerely, A concerned American.

P.s. If King Arthur was alive today he'd order Merlin to do a magic trick and make your dick and balls vanish clean off your groin.