So after consulting surveillance cameras and being proven wrong, these 2 African American landwhale lady customers at my company started crying racism and got my manager involved. Cameras don’t lie, so they didn’t get their money they think they deserved. After they wouldn’t shut up and started berating my subordinates and other customers, I raised my voice and told them, “I’m the boss, I make the rules. Period.” And after a half hour of whining about the white patriarchy, I found out that my company backed me up. Thank God.

Male/female segregation now. Optional intermingling zones for those horny and desperate enough to try it.

/rant