Realistic dating options

801735 · 2019-04-26T14:48:40+00:00

(Buys beer.)

Lord_Drezz · 2019-04-26T15:01:42+00:00

i can jerk off and get a nice sandwich after

jiggaboi69 · 2019-04-26T17:47:23+00:00

I'm scrolling in class and this just made me bust a gut.

Girl sitting next to me wants to know what was so funny.

PrismMage · 2019-04-26T15:16:45+00:00

You forgot Going Your Own Way $0

leemming · 2019-04-26T15:01:09+00:00

hahaha. that made me laugh

Vraboxin · 2019-04-26T17:58:31+00:00

Smart = She'll leave you for not being above her and making more money.

Great sex = Daddy issues, good way to get MeToo'd.

Third_MAW · 2019-04-26T21:14:58+00:00

Notice how loyal isn’t there

TigPlaze · 2019-04-26T15:37:55+00:00

I'm keeping my $5 and finding a way to make more. When I get more, I'm spending it on myself.

NoCharism · 2019-04-26T20:03:34+00:00

One retarded >EXTRA< please!

Here are my 4$

robowriter · 2019-04-26T15:05:23+00:00

Buys dog treats.

redveinlover · 2019-04-26T17:18:50+00:00

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White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-04-26T21:16:41+00:00

buy the fat chick, trick the retard chick by making her jealous and get them both to pay for the rest.

Solving problem since '06

MGTOWch · 2019-04-26T14:57:57+00:00

Savings enter the chat

5$ enter savings

Savings leave the chat

Davy-the-Tinker · 2019-04-26T16:10:41+00:00

Aren't video games doing this with loot boxes and stuff lol

Praline1322 · 2019-04-26T18:05:27+00:00

I'll double down on retarded and take the dollar in change

loldave87 · 2019-04-26T21:47:11+00:00

Rather buy a pack of cigs, they last longer than 1 use.

airmaildolphin · 2019-04-26T23:16:21+00:00

The $5 Biggie Bag from Wendy's is pretty good in my opinion.

TheDumbassGenius · 2019-04-27T05:06:54+00:00

Everyone saying the retarded ones are lower risk, but those are the ones that made us go mgtow.

ThatsReallyGr8 · 2019-04-26T22:41:23+00:00

Keep the $5 Dollars go to free porn site. Sleep go to work. Repeat.

Gravy_Gecko · 2019-04-26T15:58:20+00:00

Also...

Option 1 doesn't exist, and 2 & 5 are sold out with no restock dates available.

Thank you, come again!

2019-04-26T17:30:58+00:00

I would take the retarded girl and train her to give political emotional speeches for money. Or correct buy a beer.

timsbw · 2019-04-26T17:55:46+00:00

I would take 2x retarded and keep a dollar for me. Or even better, keep all five dollars lol.

FaustoLG · 2019-04-26T20:39:38+00:00

The retarded has lower risk, yet...

How retarded?

cbr900rr1996 · 2019-04-26T20:42:30+00:00

i understand now

SUEDE2BLACK · 2019-04-26T23:08:05+00:00

A Burrito

TheDumbassGenius · 2019-04-27T05:05:26+00:00

So basically the average woman???

BlueFrostFlake · 2019-04-27T10:40:59+00:00

I keep the 5$

carlodelmazo · 2019-04-27T02:11:12+00:00

Meh, buy a burrito and enjoy the sunset ;)

TitanonymousRex · 2019-04-27T00:57:57+00:00

five bucks can get me 4 cans of Steel Reserve OTD.

NEETtopia · 2019-04-27T02:17:12+00:00

(Buys A soda and snack)

RedHattedPhilomath · 2019-04-27T18:54:34+00:00

Why the fuck isn’t ‘Kind’ in there? If I can’t get that on my preordered lady, I’ll just go to Home Depot and build my OWN woman? There!

:p

Kestral · 2019-04-27T01:08:29+00:00

Correction: YOU have $5. I’m a self-made millionaire so I’ll buy whatever the fuck I want.

XbabyjeezusX · 2019-04-26T18:45:18+00:00

The fat means she has huge tits (hopefully) and the retarded means shes easy to control. The dollar menu just got real!!!

Title	Realistic dating options
Author	redveinlover
Upvotes	325
Comments	41
Date	April 26, 2019 2:48 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bhn4so/realistic_dating_options/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/realistic-dating-options.476240 https://theredarchive.com/post/476240

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