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[–]kayfab9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
best fairy tale ever maybe Disney should take note
[–]phracea7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This should be required reading. Is this Shakespeare?
[–]zakariahachem4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's all about farting whenever you want .
[–]damiengrey0360 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Should i ask someone to marry?
[–]Lfvbf0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Ugly Barnacle is shorter.
[–]Obio10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's good, except the characters in the first two sentences seem to be reversed. ;)
[–]cursed_deity0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what's up with the extremely low effort text at the bottom
[–]dcute690 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I disagree, never ask a girl to marry you.
[–]PrimordialXY0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 99% sure these are butchered lyrics from this song
[–]BalkanMexican910 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm living that fairytale rightnow! Except I never proposed to a woman! Except switch out the motorcycle part fir traveling lol
[–]BoldVisions[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love my motorcycle for me you take out the hunting and fishing and add traveling
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[–]RealBiggly12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who cares if someone will "farewell him" when he's dead already?
Don't live your life for your death, and if you think some thot marrying you means she'll be there for you in your old age, you must be new around here?
[–]Salvador667 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is what retirement homes are for anyways
[–]DegenerateInnocent-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And he ended a billion year old lineage.
[–]ToshinRaiizen2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not necessarily. The guy could have brothers and sisters, or uncles and aunts. You're usually not the sole carrier of your genes unless your entire extended family is childless and dead.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Surrogacy has always been an option ya know. Always be open to exploring new innovative procedures
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