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Elnegrogato11 · 2018-11-17T13:30:20+00:00

When they monkeybranch onto a dead limb haha

TheLastMgtow · 2018-11-17T16:33:49+00:00

The dualism of spider man and peter parker is the same as alpha fucks beta bucks. She doesnt have tingles for parker and treats him like shit.

Most men cant resist being peter parkers to women. Its our natural tendency to feel comfortable.

At the same time this appeals to the male fantasy of having a woman feel tingles for you and love you and at the same time you being a protector and provider, they are too incompatible things. And that only happens in the movies.

A woman slowly loses respect for you if you love her and commit to her long term.

I rather be spider man than peter parker.

Actually i rather just be peter parker boss, and exploit bluepill peter parkers and tease the fuck out of them, and maybe even get to bang mary jane without even having to fight some villains.

Meterus · 2018-11-17T20:46:51+00:00

So Spidey goes: "Guess who?", and pulls off his mask. So, she goes "Oh, you lied to me!", and walks away.

IcebergHermit · 2018-11-17T16:55:52+00:00

The same thing happen when Spiderman was involved with the black cat she didn’t want him to take the Spiderman mask off And see him for the real person he is

Tidusblood · 2018-11-17T15:49:22+00:00

Always keep bros before hos. Every time you falter on this you enable a manipulative personality disordered female. Never let one monkeybranch to you. Snap that branch right off and let her current sap know what she did or was trying to do so he becomes more awake to his kittens lies.

rebellionmarch · 2018-11-17T16:57:15+00:00

And then when she finds out he was Peter all along she goes and dies, then he gets into a thing with Black Cat who leaves him for Vamp Boy, and then he goes off and chases MJ across the multiverse with Madam Web.

PleaseComeCorrect · 2018-11-17T16:49:35+00:00

Bros before hos - for life. I have no clue the number of trifflin' bitches I've ratted out... Keep em coming.

tr4xworthy · 2018-11-17T16:25:56+00:00

You know they keep extra cream loads in the fridge

Toshiba1point0 · 2018-11-17T22:17:44+00:00

Next frame, he drops her a 100 feet down in front of the city bus.

ChiefWarBear · 2018-11-17T21:08:50+00:00

LMFAO!

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-11-18T06:50:34+00:00

You ever wonder why superheroes need girlfriends? If I could toss semi-trucks like baseballs, I'd make my own fucking fun. You could just find me in my superhero downtime throwing old junk refrigerators into the sun. Or using heat vision to roast cocktail weenies.

Or taking a shit on unsuspecting women from 10,000 feet up like the world's most godlike pigeon.

sebastian_ramirez05 · 2019-01-12T03:24:53+00:00

I imagined Dave Chapelle as the voice saying ",Here's where you're wrong bitch."😂

WarriorReborn · 2018-11-19T16:26:10+00:00

Lmfao

Title	Relevant
Author	SmrtMouth1
Upvotes	1311
Comments	25
Date	November 17, 2018 1:28 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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